A town east of Peoria, Illinois, which you can travel to by crossing the Illinois River. Not so ghetto. A lot more great. The 309 is the hip hop happening place to be.
by wakawaka87 December 9, 2010
Get the East Peoriamug. One of the best cities in Central Illinois, a good museum, a good civic center, the largest city on the Illinois river, a good movie theater, an ok mall, multiple good restaurants, and ok schools.
by ProudIllinoisan February 14, 2021
Get the Peoria, ILmug. The Poor Man's 909. Even worse than the real 909 in Southern California.
A great place to live between Phoenix and Las Vegas if you don't mind the meth labs, cows, manure stank and dirt people. Home of the trailer trash!
A great place to live between Phoenix and Las Vegas if you don't mind the meth labs, cows, manure stank and dirt people. Home of the trailer trash!
by JWBESQ November 10, 2008
Get the Peoria, AZmug. The, "I don't give a fuck", look that residents, patrons, vacationers, and academia students gives while at one of Peoria, Illinois's fine drinking establishments.
by UNIBRAdley August 17, 2010
Get the Peoria Stink Facemug. The Peoria Pussy Popper is the act of dipping your fingers into a bag of pop rocks, then proceeding to finger a girls wet pussy so that she can feel your sizzle.
by Dylan Gallup Hauter June 9, 2015
Get the Peoria Pussy Poppermug. The boys and girls in Peoria, IL have had several sex ed classes and are well aware of using condoms when appropriate. But high unemployment prevents many to seek less expensive solutions. So one enterprising person invented the Peoria Corn snake. You hollow out a corn cob prior to having sex and at the right moment, one slips it on. This provides an effective alternative to pricey over the counter condoms.
Geese I wanted to tag Betty but ... damn she said "no protection ... no entry". So I met this fella who turned me on to the Peoria Corn Snake. Slipped that ole baby on and Betty spread like an eagle. Even said she paid no mind to the husk I left on for decoration.
by The Pennsylvania Growler July 27, 2016
Get the Peoria Corn Snakemug. Peoria Academy is an independent, secular, non-profit, private school located in Peoria, Illinois. It is seen as rich (tuition in total equals about $10,000, the most in the Central Illinois Area), elitist, and somewhat snobby (which all of these are partly true), but parents, students, and administrators believe that it is a perfect dreamland where society ceases to have problems. PA also has amazing test scores: the average Peoria Academy student tests about 2 to 3 grades above the public school average. This can be seen as being taught to students, but also may be because of the higher standard that students are put under: most students have parent(s) that are doctors, physchologists, lawyers, or dentists. This school is for the richest people that Peoria has to offer.
Person 1: Hey. Where's that kid over there go?
Person 2: Oh. Him? He goes to Peoria Academy.
Person 1: Oh yeahh! Let me guess. his dad works at Caterpillar or his mother's a doctor.
PA Student: eew! Why are those public school scum conversing about me?
Person 2: Oh. Him? He goes to Peoria Academy.
Person 1: Oh yeahh! Let me guess. his dad works at Caterpillar or his mother's a doctor.
PA Student: eew! Why are those public school scum conversing about me?
by 12121212131 October 12, 2014
Get the Peoria Academymug.