penile bulge

The gigantic protrusion seen in a males groin area when he is wearing pants that are far too tight.

I went to that show called the Nutcracker, and I saw nothing but Penile Bulge the entire time.

by Mikey T January 28, 2005

Penic

adjective - something that looks like a penis

That man has is bald! His head is very penic

by Jimothey1 May 29, 2018

Peniel

He is intelligent and creative. He is a born leader .Peniel is a man of honor, who frowns at dumness and foolishness . Peniel tends to be also good with people especially the ladies because of his good looks and charms. Peniels are also royal and are either called King or De Lyon (the king of the jungle)

I wish I was Peniel, I would have been the king of the word

by King lyon August 26, 2017

Penile Mache

When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.

Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.

by Hazardous Harry February 22, 2018

Penile Knife

Use of a penis in love making to a woman during her period or by taking her virginity. Blood on the penis. Also known as Penis Knife.

(Singing) My Penile Knife...my Penile Knife... (Long Pause) I stabbed you with my Penile Knife.

by X_herb July 23, 2011

PENILE ECLIPSE

When your stomach grows so big that you can no more view your own penis.

"Man i have to control my beer belly or soon i'll be witnessing a penile eclipse!!!

by weirdweasel October 11, 2008

Penid

Noun: A penid is a class of lifeform resembling the genitalia of a human male. A highly phallic creature. Latin: penidae.

Hagfish, fat inkeeper worms and sea cucumbers are all members of the penid family.

by whatisbestinlife July 28, 2011