Peniser

A Peniser is a chronic and dedicated Masturbator. Most Penisers penis their penis for hours at a time and are very proud of being Masturbators.

Steve: I know Tony is a Peniser.
Rick: How do you know?
Steve: I saw him penising himself all day on Chaturbate yesterday.
Rick: Wow, I would have never guessed, he seems like such a nice guy

Mark: I always knew that guy was a Wanker!

by Antonio El Pajero March 15, 2019

Penderdrill

Not the sharpest tool in the shed, known for getting himself permanently banned on Hypixel for spamming Hypixel Support.

Inspirational quotes from him include: "uwu" and "owo".

Wow is that the closeted furry? Must be Penderdrill.

by hypixelmineman102 October 17, 2020

pinger penger

jack wright in grey joggers

or lucy adams in nike pros

jack is a pinger penger

by snack mcgrath October 16, 2020

centimeter pener

means someone who has a really small penis

Josh: i hate to say this but i got a centimeter pener

by dlow12 May 4, 2007

penircus

noun. A term describing acrobatic feats performed by the male genitalia, mainly the penis. A combination of the words penis and circus. Possible feats could include swinging the penis like a trapeze, making it go around in circles, or putting its head in a lion's mouth.

Jane: How was that date of yours last night?

Mary: Wonderful!

Jane: How so? Was a penircus involved?

Mary: You betcha! It was a regular 3-ring penircus! I even had to buy tickets!

by Julia Goolia December 15, 2005

Pendered

Becoming excessively intoxciated, often resulting in vomiting, fits of rage, and soaring dental bills.

It's been a bad week, I am gonna get sooo fucking pendered tonight it's not even funny.

by Scharffle July 17, 2006

pener

1. penis
2. a stupid viking asshole who misspells his own name
3. one who is being difficult

Originated in 2002 at Carthage College.

Plal, quit being such a pener!

by miss grace December 2, 2004