penicular manslaughter

Commonly defined as an intentional beheading of the penis in which the offender had no prior intent to decapitate the one-eyed wonder worm. Usually occurring in the heat of passion.

While Jane was trying on her new pair of Arabian goggles, and enjoying her slurpe, the Seven Eleven clerk became disgruntled, asking her to pay for the expensive goggles. In a fit of rage Jane bit off the purple helmet shape nose piece, inadvertently committing penicular manslaughter.

by llamallamma March 23, 2007

Penicular Lacketes

A Teeny Weenie

by Sarah February 28, 2003

Penicular

The scientific name for the the male genitalia. Also known as fat cock.

“Your penicular is tiny”

by Lil barnacle June 26, 2018

penicularity

A prominence in the groin area; a bulge

John: Jesus Christ, he has a large penicularity!
Jesus: What the fuck John, I'm right next to you.

by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick December 12, 2019

penicular cylinder

a cylinder that looks like a penis and people stick in their hoo has

"what's that"
"a penicular cylinder"
"wow that thing looks so cylindrical"
"i know right its so penicular too"

"damnnnn"

by CloverCFK June 11, 2022

Penicular Pencil Sharpener

The Universal Scientific Term For The Female
Genitals

Jamie: "Stop Rubbing Your Penicular Pencil Sharpener"
Jeanne: "I Can't Help It"

by RangerPickleDick666 December 13, 2019