penile loogie

what one shoots into a urinal after they masturbate in a company bathroom

The secretary looked so good that I had to go blow a penile loogie in the bathroom

by connorsji May 8, 2008

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penile bulge

The gigantic protrusion seen in a males groin area when he is wearing pants that are far too tight.

I went to that show called the Nutcracker, and I saw nothing but Penile Bulge the entire time.

by Mikey T January 28, 2005

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A pendsexual is usually straight, but if that person was to fall in love with the same or opposite sex, it wouldnt matter. This is considered ; pendsexual.
It doesnt depend on the persons gender, but how that person feels for the other. Pend sexuals do not classify themselves as bisexual either.

"Kathy, are you bisexual now?"
"No, Im pendsexual. I just fell in love, gender doesnt matter, she's the one."
"Oh, cool, you're pendsexual."

pendsexual

by Bebaqiirl April 17, 2009

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Penile Mache

When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.

Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.

by Hazardous Harry February 22, 2018

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smut peddler

one who gives porn to people

larry flynt is a smut peddler!

by daughters February 7, 2005

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Pandle Pull

A handle pull performed out of a sauce pan. The group at the event must chant, "Pandle pulls! Pandle pulls!" repeatedly until the deed is done.

Used to divert the attention away from the fact that plastic bottle vodka is being consumed at an otherwise inhuman rate.

Mason: "Dave, I need to catch up but I'm not taking a handle pull of that sh*tty Heritage."

Dave: "Well what about taking a pandle pull?"

Mason: "Great call."

by PowerThrough May 9, 2011

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