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Pelzer

A small town located in the upstate area of South Carolina, USA. Founded by Francis J. Pelzer in the 1800's, owner of the Pelzer mills and co-owner of the Pelzer Manufacturing Co., Pelzer is a town located along the Saluda River in eastern Anderson County. The town was originally a mill town divided into two portions, the upper and lower sections, both with their own mill village. Today, the mill villages exist; however the mills no longer stand except for a couple of brick buildings and remains along the Saluda River.

The latitude of Pelzer is 34.642N. The longitude is -82.456W.

Closest Towns: West Pelzer, Williamston, Belton, Honea Path, and Piedmont
Take highway 20, from Greenville County, and once you cross the Saluda River, you are in the small town of Pelzer.
by Pelzer October 18, 2009
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Pelzer

A small, podunk town in the Upstate of South Carolina full of incestuous rednecks, drunks, child molesters, common criminals, meth heads, welfare cases, and generally the lowest rung of life as we know it on Earth...It has 97 people per the Census and most are related. There are two millionaires who live in the town whose family formerly owned the mills that once dominated the local economy when the town had nearly 10x the population...and they grossly inflate all income statistics. Never drive through it with plates other than SC...the cops will cornhole you and send your car to a chop shop. They go through a new Police Chief every year due to corruption. Once considered as a target range by the Air Force due to its close proximity to Donaldson Center, it would be put to better use that way.
The other day we drove through Pelzer with our windows up but we still smelled the turds a homeless man was eating off the ground.

"Dude, you're through Pelzer? Are you high?"
"Nope, just looking to score a rock over yonder in Pelzer"
"Well Pelzer's the right place."

More social services and domestic dispute police calls per capita are to Pelzer than any other municipality in the area.
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Pelzer Rescue Squad

A small rescue squad/EMS founded in 1966. Also refered to as Squad 5 by Anderson County EMS dispatch. It now includes 3 Emergency ALS stations in Pelzer, Wren, and Powdersville. They also provide 8-10 BLS non emergent transport trucks a day for bed confined pt. Pelzer EMS is often considered a much better place to work than surrounding EMS services.
After working for "---------" County EMS for 10 years I'm tired of the BS, I'm applying at Pelzer Rescue Squad.
by Squad 5 July 8, 2010
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peler

i like play your "peler" with my tongue honey..
by ayrackus October 4, 2006
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salvatore pellerito

The sexiest name a girl can ever hear. It makes her want to finger herself so hard it make makes her cum from the inside.
Person 1. Jeez, I had such a pleasurable night last night and my mattress is broken, but I don't remember who the man was
Person 2. Oh, it must of been Salvatore Pellerito.
by Jamarcus Eiesler December 28, 2013
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Pulser

Anyone who goes by this name is automatically classed as awesome. A common trait of Pulser's is omniscience. The world as we know it would cease to exist should Pulser not rule over the newblets. Daily devotions are commonly given e.g "Master awesome guide us, master awesome lead us, we are one under your omniscience."
"Wow, that guy is so awesome. He must be a Pulser!"
by Dr. Awesomerererer September 24, 2011
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Peyser

A slang word in Azerbaijani meaning fuck your flesh and blood. Usually used in Azerbaijan and by Azerbaijanian who live in Russia or Turkey. Peyser is directly related with ur nape . But in order not to be offensive we use kant boyun or other alternatives instead of using directly NAPE or PEYSER . One is able to throw(at)hit(to)or excited peyser. There is no differences among them .. If u r known as a peyser there is no way back : u ll be called peyser or bicbala by ur friends and people around u . Here are some examples how to use peyser (however i do not recommend u to use this word thus it can be really offensive as well as it can make u to be peyser as well .. In a nutshell , if u r not that confident person just do not use it )
Pepsi,cola,fanta, ÖMƏR atdı kanta --- in here it means that as a common thing ,(pepsi cola fanta ) throwing to the nape is usual thing for Omer .

Because of his sister (can be alternatively be his mother or any women in his kin) he was known as a peyser.
He became PEYSER after the sohbet(kind of meeting or discussion )in VASMOY .
The TESBEH (rosary) was cracked on his head that s why he became PEYSER

*peyseL is second level of peyseR
by YAXÇI OĞLAN November 5, 2018
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