Poitz

A person who collects dust in the corner of parties.

Look at chad over there, he's just a big poitz

by --Hamill May 29, 2009

Pritz

Greek word for "fart".

Don't eat too much of that chili, otherwise you will Pritz all night!

by twinkie75 October 1, 2017

peltz

Penis

Seize your peltz.

by I am a Person as Well. June 3, 2017

Donny Pitzel’s

Men’s opera pump style dress shoes; especially when stuffed with size 14 EEE Christmas hams.

Q: Does Dad needs new shoes for the wedding?
A: No, I just got him some new Donny Pitzel’s!

by Everybody’s Uncle October 27, 2020

pritz

A combination of the words prick and ditz

Man, that chick is such a pritz!

by JohnC7 September 15, 2005

pitza

pizza made on pita bread

That pitza was amazing!

by newcollege369 June 6, 2014

Petizied

When an animal is no longer considered food but a pet.

The wild pig is now petizied. Guess it's Mickey D's for dinner.

by Captian D April 27, 2009