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turd peeker

The turd peeker is similar to a turd burglar. The main difference however, is that while a turd burglar will actually try and open the stall you are in, the turd peeker will enter the bathroom and walk slowly along the row of stalls, peeking between the cracks at all who are shitting. Much like turd burgling, this activity leaves the shitter feeling violated and uneasy.
I was shitting in the mall bathroom the other day when suddenly a turd peeker walked up to the stall I was in and put his eye to the crack... I felt so violated.
by Rossi June 14, 2007
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peeker

peekers are amazing, they can be defined as a womens thong "peeking" out of their jeans, or showing out of their pants
Look at that peeker!

What an amazing peeker!

Do we have a peeker?
by jacques cousteau April 28, 2005
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peekersons disease

Applies to players in video games that peek any angle or corner without the ability to back it up with aim

Peekersons disease can evolve over time by playing fps games such as, but also not limited to; CS:GO, Valorant and Call of Duty. It's a common disease among lower ranked gameplay, where people have a false confidence in their own abilities.

Signs of having peekersons disease include, but also not limited to:
- Long reaction time
- Ego
- Stubbornness
- Being Norwegian
- Bad crosshair placement

- Screaming in Swedish
- Complaining at teammates
"Why does this guy die all the time man?"
"Don't worry about him, he's got peekersons disease"

"Can you stop peeking, so you don't die?"
"I'll kill him this time, I promise I don't have peekersons disease"
by wheelguy February 23, 2022
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Cheek peekers

A pair of shorts that don't quite cover the whole ass on a girl
Cindy was wearing cheek peekers so short I could almost see her uterus
by nudomae June 27, 2017
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peuke

to puke, but when said sounds differently.
pee-oo-K
by evan_met June 18, 2006
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peeker

When you have to take a big crap, however, you are no where close to a toilet and it starts "peeking" out of the butt hole.
Bat 1: oh man i gotta take a crap
Bat 2: dude, we are in the middle of nowhere
Bat 1: i know, but this ones a peeker!
by the bats April 5, 2003
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peenkey

the act upon typing with just the penis on a keyboard.
I took my penis and typed this example by using the peenkey tecnique.
by oogelle January 16, 2010
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