Peeing on the fire

when a group of people are laughing and another person makes it completely stop.

Group- "Hahahahahaha! Good one!

Guy- "Boats are cool."

Group- "WTF? Dude you are peeing on the fire"

by kicker159951 December 4, 2010

peeing mechanics

A skill set for guys have that enables them to aim their piss when they pee. Different situations call for different mechanics.

When everyone is sleeping and I have to pee, I use my peeing mechanics to hit the sides of the toilet. This way no one can hear me pee.

by Jkimmy98 March 6, 2014

peeing outdoors

Peeing outdoors is something most people love to do. For obvious reasons it is much easy for males to do though, but girls do manage. There are many places to pee outdoors, in fact basically anywhere.

"OMG, I really gotta pee but I can't find the toilet"
"Never fear, there's a lovely bush by here"

It's very simple and very fun. Try peeing outdoors... Now!!

by Peeer July 12, 2009

peeing tool

Penis

Ryp came in from outside and said “I think my peeing tool is broken.”

by JagBomb September 13, 2020

peeing on the wheels of progress

Someone who is procrastinating or generally being inefficient in some effort.

Man, hurry up; we were supposed to be there a half hour ago. You're peeing on the wheels of progress.

by Steve Cox February 16, 2008

Peeing with a Kick

A phrase pertaining to quick masturbation. Typically used when someone is in the bathroom for longer than required for a standard "Number 1", though a bit too short to assume it was "Number 2". One could infer that he / she was "peeing with a kick". This time frame is usually between 2 and 3 minutes.

Josh: "That was either a really quick dump, or a massive piss."

Michael: "I bet he was just peeing with a kick."

by Joeff August 14, 2010

Peeing myself

For a certain cause such as laughing, fear, or waiting to long you pee without warning into your pants making a visible stain where your pee was running depending on what your wearing.

i had a friend over, he was playing a one-player game. i stood behind him, and i just started peeing. "oh my god, i just peed my pants" i said. my friend didn't belive me so i showed my jeans. i like peeing myself

by Mr.troopmom June 22, 2009