Petroligarchs

Fossil-fuel fascist assholes who stymie climate legislation and take nightly baths in cash

Science researcher Tyler woke up one morning, popped open his laptop and started reading more headlines about global climate emergency and how massive storms will become more deadly. "We keep burning fossil fuel like it's just everyday fucking life," Tyler thought. "Meanwhile these Petroligarchs keep buying politicians and lobby for more oil wells in sensitive ocean areas when we should be changing over to clean energy right fucking now." Tyler switched browser tab to Greenpeace.com and felt better.

by Uncle Joosie October 1, 2021

front peddling

Front Peddling: verb

Front peddling is when one chick gets all ghetto mode on the other one and stomps up to her face.

Example: oh naw, keke is front peddling on that bitch, shes about to get slapped.

by k-man1111 March 12, 2014

Tom Pearling It

when you spew a bunch of bullshit and somebody else eats it up

"Yo Daniel is straight Tom Pearling It right now im straight bullshitting"

by DeadSyde June 26, 2023

Pedoing

The act of being best friends with a person while having an affair with his or her husband or wife and not admitting it.

My boy is in the act of pedoing with this chic down the block.

by heyhayhey March 18, 2010

Pearling

A body modification like tattoos or piercing, where pearls or surgical stainless steel spheres are inserted under the skin of the penis.

The purpose is primarily to enhance the sexual pleasure of the man or his partner, though some people do it for the unusual look.

Allegedly originated by Japanese gangsters (Yakuza) serving time in prison. Where a sharpened chopstick was used to cut open the skin. It marked both the time spent in prison and the power of a mobster to obtain pearls while in prison.

Your girlfriend will love the Pearling, but avoid sex for a couple weeks or it will hurt like hell and can get infected.

by Gnosa June 27, 2017

Pearling

When a man or a woman is having a rough day and they have accumulated too much sand in their vagina. Once the stress becomes overwhelming, the accumulated sand transforms into a giant pearl that incidentally induces more crabbiness.

After getting stuck in traffic the whole day, I was pearling all night.

by vundava September 29, 2010

peddling dope

smoking pot

those crums are peddling dope right under your nose.

by AAAFFFF September 25, 2013