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pigometer

a mobile device used to detect the signal strength of a pig's radar, sometimes also called a fuzz buster.
My pigometer just paid for itself twice on the expressway!
by Joshua Bradford August 31, 2006
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paedometer

Electronic or analogue device similar in function to a Pedometer but keeps a measurement/record of the number of children molested, assulted or sexually used by a paedophile at any one time when in use.
Johhny was unsure of the number of kiddies he'd molested until he checked the count on his paedometer
by Digital-Prozac February 3, 2005
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pedoveeter

noun - a person who takes pleasure in looking at chunky female children.

similar words veeter, veet, eet, eeter, meeter, pedomeeter
Jim: I had no promblem with you being a veeter, but this pedoveeter crap is just nasty.
Goerge: Why do you have to be so harsh?
by Can Not April 9, 2005
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Perimeter Check

An exploratory wipe applied to the b-hole adjacent zones to discover any fecal splash-back caused by diarrhea or violent poops.
Diarrhea oftentimes calls for a perimeter check.
by cmgc July 15, 2020
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ping-pometer

A unit of measurement, specifically the diameter of one ping pong ball, used especially during beer pong.
That shot was less than one ping-pometer away!
by AwesomeCody October 18, 2011
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Perimeter

A nickname for the expressway (I-285) that circles the city of Atlanta. It is one of the main highways people use to get around metro Atlanta.

The abbreviations ITP and OTP are used to define whether someone lives Inside the Perimeter (inside/close to the city of Atlanta), or Outside the Perimeter (in an outlying suburban area).
I live outside the Perimeter. There's no way I'm getting stuck in traffic for hours just to pick you up!
by ANFjon20 May 3, 2008
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PedoDater

A pedodater is a person who willingly dates a pedophile. Pedodaters are often desperate or are somewhat messed up.
Ben: So Sean, I heard you made out with someone in the park.
Sean: Yeah, a 34 year old person
Ben: But... you're 17
Sean: So?
Ben: Dude, you're a pedodater
by Voraka June 13, 2009
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