Masquerading Asshole Pedophile

The correct abbreviation of MAP.

Minor Attracted Person? More like Masquerading Asshole Pedophile.

by APersonWhoMightBeInsane January 13, 2022

Pediphoneilla

An asshole that finger fucks their phone 24/7

Mike was in the corner of the room being a pediphoneilla like an asshole

by jmh02 July 28, 2019

pedophile van

A large, older van, typically brown or white in color, and often with tinted front windows and no windows in the back. Not all pedophile vans are used for the purpose of luring young children to kidnap with promises of candy or toys, but if somebody were to decide they wanted to do this, a pedophile van would be the perfect vehicle.

My friend just bought a total pedophile van. Either he is a rapist or has very poor choices in vehicles.

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

In a while, pedophile

Often paired with See you later, masturbator

Person 1: In a while, pedophile"
Person 34: See you later, masturbator
Person 1: fag

by mcrobster October 10, 2009

Spectro-Pedophilia

Getting your sex on with a little ghost.

Wanting to bone Casper the ghost, would be the perfect example of Spectro-Pedophilia..

by moe3575 January 13, 2011

Pedophile Beard

When a man has an extremely unclean beard. Not as messy as a homeless beard. The beard is usually sported by pedophiles or really messy college students.

Girl #1: OMG! Do you see that guy on the bench? He totally looks like he wants to rape me.

Girl #2: Yeah you're probably right. He has a pedophile beard and rapist glasses. Let's get out of here.

Girl #1: Wait isn't that the dude from our French class?

Girl #2: Yeah, hes probably there to pick up little girls.

by NYer stuck in Montreal March 19, 2009

Republican pedophile

People who mask and defend their awfulness and sexual assaults against a children with their supposed Christianity.

Roy Moore is a “Republican pedophile.”

by imje55 December 12, 2017