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Texas Peach Fuzz

When your girl sits on your face and her not so freshly shaven cooch prickles your face.
Julie sat on my face last night and her Texas Peach Fuzz made it feel like I was eating a moaning cactus.
by Pinkspanker August 11, 2016
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Peach Fuzzing

The female equivalent of "tea bagging": placing their privates onto the unsuspecting faces of their victim. Word suggests a decent amount of pubic hair.
Toby was unfortunate to fall asleep during his bachelor party and his friends paid the stripper to give him a good peach fuzzing while they took pictures.
by WOE_ne December 2, 2010
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peachy Fuzz

the hair that bald people have when they say they have hair

it usually occurs when they turn 104 Or 105.

usually happens to religion/social study teachers that need hair implants.
"I thought you had real hair, not peachy fuzz.
by i Am Cooler Than 6Th Grade January 26, 2021
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Fuzzy Little Man Peach

"Fuzzy little man peach" was a memorable term of endearment uttered by Old Gregg, a character on the British comedy tv series, The Mighty Boosh. Old Gregg was an ancient creature of legend and horror, a hermaphrodite merman with a mangina.

One of the series' main characters, Howard Moon, snags with a hook while out fishing on Old Gregg's lake. Old Gregg is angry and intimidating, but also being seductive as they sit in the rowboat.

"Fuzzy little man peach" is an rather aggressive and possessive pet name, indicative of an offer you dare not refuse.

It's unclear if 'fuzzy little man peach' is a reference to anal sex or a term for a young man whose beard is still soft and fuzzy on his cheeks. The confusion is probably intended to increase the tension.

"My fuzzy little man peach" is immediately followed in the sketch's dialogue by one of Old Gregg's most repeated taglines.
Howard: "Don't kill me.I've got so much to give."
Old Gregg: "Easy now, my fuzzy little man peach. You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?"
Howard (almost crying: whaat?
by Bryonia March 20, 2010
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fuzzy peach

when a guy goes down on a girl, but she hasn't kept up with her downstairs maintainance in a while, so his taste buds gets scraped off by her stubble
Man, my girlfriend really gave me the fuzzy peach last night.
by Nifer April 8, 2006
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Fuzzy Lil Man Peach

On YouTube, he is Ole Greg's prey. Usually a middle aged fisherman.
by fyla shaye April 21, 2009
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Fuzzy Little Man Peach

The hottest guy on the planet also known as peach, foxxy little man peach, little man peach, man peach
by CandiedPeach February 16, 2009
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