Slutty Putty

when someone fingers a slut, and they squirt all over them

Ryan: dude, mikey got slutty putty all over forest last night.
Kevin: damn, thats dirty

by tedddy<3 July 16, 2009

Putt fuck

A woman who goes to golf courses for the sole purpose of fucking players.

Women that have sex with professional golfers in the hope of having a rich husband/boyfriend

All the women that slept with Tiger Woods are real putt fucks.

Tiger Woods' wife is such a putt fuck

by Rex Roddy January 6, 2010

Putting your best ball forward

When you put your best ball forward, you are willing to going the extra mile in trying to please your partner in the bedroom, no matter how tired, stressed out or troubled your present period in life may be.

Mike: "Do your cares leave you with no time or troubles with Lina bro?"
John: "Nah. I leave that outside the bedroom. End of the day, I committed to her and I got to fulfill my promises. I'll always give her all attentions as usual.
Mike: "Great to hear so. No matter what, you're putting your best ball forward when needed".

by Parcerito March 11, 2014

Aesthetically off putting

A kind way of telling someone that they're ugly

Bro, even with all that makeup that girl is still aesthetically off putting

by Nazannex March 5, 2023

Putther

A man with golden brown skin. Led TNWO to victory at the Freeaim All - Stars Tournament, sponsored by Rockstar Games. Will be booted offline in 5 minutes. Creator of Habibi Father, Chad Chaudry, and Billy Anderson.

“ oh look, Putther has been booted off the server in Rainbow Six Siege.”

“Putther! Play GTA rp!!!”

by getscrewed95 April 7, 2019

Night Putting

It's just putting at night. Mitch Comstein, Ty Webb's college roommate was a night putter.

Let me tell you a little story? I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out... You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean...

by R W January 14, 2008

madonna puttana

Madonna Puttana is an useful italian expression.
It may assume several meaning depending on the situation.
The origin of the exclamation come from the beginning of times, where Madonna got pregnant by the Mule and not from Giuseppe, her husband, who was the first to say 'Madonna Puttana'

moeghea madonna puttana !
Please shut up!

ehh madonna puttana !
What have you done?

Varda madonna puttana !
I did know it! It happened.

ehh Madonna (stra)puttana dio can!
We have (serious) trouble.

Chi xe sta? A madonna puttana ?
Who did it? It wasn't you, was you?

madonna puttana

by CCqq January 17, 2009