When your dating someone and their poor at the time and a little bit after the breakup they get rich. Time for them to pay you for your broken heart.
"Where's my money?"
"What are you talking back"
"It's national pay your ex day"
"Oh crap I forgot about it. Here's 50$"
"What are you talking back"
"It's national pay your ex day"
"Oh crap I forgot about it. Here's 50$"
by Alyssa drake November 29, 2019

When you get paid on the Friday and making it rain left right and centre like a baller then wake up Saturday morning and check your bank account and realise you have rinsed EVERYTHING!!!
ahh man I over spent hard last night why on earth did we hire those Bitches... and buy all that coke... and... and... I don't know remember anything else... how the hell am I going to pay my rent... fill my car up... oh fuck this pay day hang over is killing me... im FUCKING RUINED!
by Gods OffSpring May 26, 2016

Wives wear many hats and deserve to get paid. Give your wife money daily and everyone will be happier.
by Faroushky October 2, 2020
