Paxton Hall Yoshida

The hottest guy on Netflix. It’s a fact. Also Ben is cute but im team paxton cuz man he’s fine asl

Someone: What team are you for in never have I ever?
Me: im Team Paxton Hall Yoshida of course.

by urmommythatmakesfbmemes July 25, 2021

Pastor Troy

One of the best rappers around coming straight out of Georgia. He is unfortunately not very well known but he has some of the deepest lyrics, on a spiritual level, there are. Good examples are "Vice Versa" and "Acid Rain"

YO Julian! I got the new Pastor Troy cd! Let's go blast that sh*t and just chill out dawg.

by The Juicer April 14, 2006

Pastor Johning

Destroying one's body with holy cum.

I was Pastor Johning my girlfriend all last night.

by ghslwhikebuk158849 April 19, 2016

pastor pillow

Skipping church and choosing to sleep in at the mattress sermon led by pastor pillow.

Last Sunday I fucked off church, instead, I went the mattress sermon led by pastor pillow.

by UncertainWhatNameToPickHere October 28, 2017

Pastor Porkchop

A Pastor just telling bits & pieces of the Bible. Not telling the parts that was taken out.

So why didn't Carleska go to church today?

She doesn't need to hear that stuff that Pastor Porkchop say. Maybe she didn't want to go she doesn't have to explain her reasons.

by Shek Dawg 98 September 27, 2020

Youth Pastor Face

A young, usually white male, whose face reminds you of your childhood youth pastor. More specifically, hairless, manicured eye brows, rosy cheeks, tight skin on the face. Loves him some Jesus

I always left-swipe a youth pastor face.

by Tanya Cocoabutter March 13, 2015

pullman paxton

A phenomenon where by two people who don’t really look alike often get mistaken for one another, like Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton.

I called him ‘Chris’ but later remembered that his name is ‘Gary’. I totally Pullman Paxton’d that one.

by kyle adamo May 10, 2005