Hole Punch

Verb - the act of accidentally pushing your finger through toilet paper while wiping your ass and shooting it up your own rectum.

While aggressively trying to clean up the remnants of a vicious corn chowder dump, I accidentally hole punched my finger through the toilet paper and jammed it up my own ass.

by Cooches Inc. June 23, 2020

one punch man

A bald guy who can kill you in one punch

ONE PUUUUUUNCH
*The One Punch Man intro "The Hero" of JAM Project sounds in the backround*

by Nyckboy June 27, 2016

Google Punch

The knockout blow to win a nerd-off where you use Google to put people in their place...for a couple of seconds until everyone forgets about it.

Julie: Yahoo! I just Google Punched you, you asshole!

Linda: Well turns out you're wrong and you're getting Bing punted for this!

Julie: Woah! Wrong?! Well I've Ask Jeeves about it!

by nomanito September 18, 2016

punch the icebag

To masturbate.

I just got back from the beach and I need to punch the icebag before we go out.

by chicago jones July 11, 2011

swag punch a bitch

Using your extreme amounts of swagger to manifest your stand and absolutely demolishing some bitches skull with a swift yet fatal punch

I proceeded to Swag punch a bitch.

by Bigred0506 October 22, 2020

Sausage punch

This is when you apply to much lube when masturbating resulting in loosing grip of your cock and having your fist close up and fly into your face unexpectedly

Bill: "hey tom what happened to your nose?" Tom: "I was rubbing one out in front of the computer last night and gave myself such a hard sausage punch I think I broke my fucking nose !!"

by Super jo jo and friends June 6, 2016

Finger Punch The Clam Box

Fingering a women so hard she bleeds from the inside out

You ain't finger punch the clam box if she ain't squirting blood

by PoonTheHarpoon6969 January 2, 2023