Patronus

(n) the one strand of weed that you can always count on to get you where you need to be

Dude green crack is my patronus

by ComicsInTheory November 14, 2021

expecto patronads

The shortened form of this word is "nads", but both can be used to the same effect. Originally coined in the famous puppet videos on youtube as a wizard swear, it is now a synonym for the male genitals, better known as balls.

My, what large nads you have!
That man has impressive expecto patronads.

by Uber sausage December 18, 2010

patrone

Tequila that is mostly meant for rappers to sing about and get drunk too, very tasty.

I'm on that Patrone so get like me-Yung Joc

by ifwnsejg July 12, 2007

Patronnessy

When Patron is mixed with Hennessy.

Hey can I get a shot of Patronnessy?
This Patronnessy is another level.

by Evoxlin June 18, 2018

patroned

Another word for pwned (owned).

"Yo momma so fat, her blood type is ragu!"
"OOoOOOO, patroned!"

by Andrewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww August 25, 2007

proness

Used when you have style in doing things. Pro-ness, a mixture between prowess and profesional.

We parked our car in the tightest spot. I have proness

by leif June 10, 2006

proness-ish

Used when something or somebody that one thinks is proness is not really pro at all but only proness-ish because it has minimal proness but is just pro enough to be called proness

I hit on this chick that was kinda hot, it was proness-ish

by MattyPooh August 25, 2008