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Patriotic Derangement Syndrome (PDS) 

The excessive display of patriotism at every opportunity in order to disguise bigotry and paranoia.
Cletus' Patriotic Derangement Syndrome (PDS) is in full swing today, he's been posting lots of anti-immigrant, racist, and homophobic memes on Facebook with American flag, and bald eagle backgrounds, along with nostalgic messages about how the country didn't used to be like this, and taking their country back.

Patriotic Wedgie 

When a person is hoisted up the flagpole by their underwear.
A Patriotic wedgie does make you feel a bit more American...
Patriotic Wedgie by ylviesay December 27, 2009

patriotic 

'to be loyal to ones country'
In the USA and UK this seems to mean:
'totally agree with everything your supposed betters tell you and never question authority'
Im patriotic I am, stand up for the national anthem, suport the England team but I really dont like paying my taxes'
patriotic by bigmeuprudeboy September 18, 2003

Patriotic Fuck 

When you put a flag over his/her face and fuck him/her for your country.
Pat was so ugly he/she was a patriotic fuck.
Patriotic Fuck by d:file February 25, 2011

Patriotic Quilt 

a majestic quilt made by the patricarchy. sold by moris and boris for only $10,000 a quilt. from the land of the free, however flawed that freedom may be.
Steven: 'I just bought a patriotic quilt from Moris and Boris'

Kevin: 'Wow i've always wanted one'
Patriotic Quilt by swimmingmoose January 7, 2022

Patrioticgyrl

Middle age female who likes to play with hair and doesn't give two shits!
Love her or hate her patrioticgyrl is here to stay! Yeet yeet
Patrioticgyrl by Adore 1994 January 16, 2022