Speech Language Pathologist

A career that brings true joy and satisfaction. Speech pathologists are experts in communication. They work across the lifespan preventing, diagnosing and treating a wide range of communication and swallowing impairments. We work tirelessly to ensure positive clinical outcomes and improvements for all. We are advocates, activists and aides. We promote inclusivity. We empower individuals, we connect individuals, we educate families and communities. We research, collaborate, counsel, support, prevent, screen, assess and treat. We create and enable meaningful interactions and moments. We serve. We strive for equity, fairness and accessibility- working to achieve a service for all. Ultimately, we ensure that everyone can communicate, a basic human right after all.

I wish I was a speech language pathologist.

Everyone loves speech language pathologists.

When I had a brain injury the speech language pathologist helped me to communicate to my loved ones.

by actualspeechie November 24, 2021

Pathological

You describe a person or their behaviour as pathological when they behave in an extreme and unacceptable way, and have very powerful feelings which they cannot control.

A) Ex.: She experiences chronic, almost pathological jealousy. Her husband can't stand that anymore.

B) Brandon can't deal with anger without breaking everything around. I guess he has some sort of pathological anger.

by Lousica May 4, 2014

rat's patootie

A kinder way of saying, "rat's ass"

{Derek}: Hey Sam, didjya hear that Justin Beiber got thrown in the clink for driving hammered again?

{Sam}: Who gives a flying fuck? I don't give a rat's patootie about that whining faggoty little douchenoozle!

by Telephony June 17, 2014

Pathos

Pathos is the positive force that exists everywhere in the universe, its polar opposite being logos.

No such thing as good and evil, only pathos and logos, respectively.

by Richard Facé October 21, 2013

patoot

Term of endearment. Equivalent to patootie.

Shane is Alisa's patoots :)

by patoots December 14, 2010

Fake Pahooga-er

A man who disrespects the entire Pahooga-ing community by faking a speedrun world record.
They're usually people who aren't very well known but from recent studies there have been many famous pahooga-ers who have also cheated such as Rouh3ro, Trayvon Triggimus, and Dan1el33.

Person 1 : Hey you heard about Rouh3ro's world record? He's insane!!

Person 2 : Are you fucking stupid? He's literally a Fake Pahooga-er you dumbass nigga.

by Pahooga April 10, 2021

Pathological TMIer

The Pathological TMIer has the tendency to blurt out far too much personal information that would have been better left unsaid. Similar to a Pathological Liar, they can't seem to keep the information inside, no matter how ridiculous or embarrassing it may sound to others. They have no shame regarding their blatant use of TMI (Too Much Information). On the other hand, the Pathological TMIer ALWAYS tells the truth, even in cases where a lie would most likely be better for their reputation.

"Last night I had a wet dream involving SeaBiscuit."
-Pathological TMIer

"Your Father and I went skinny dipping in the moonlight. There were three full moons."
-Pathological TMIer

"I named my aborted twin fetuses Winnie and Pooh."
-Pathological TMIer

"Just so you know, Yeast Infections taste pretty good!"
-Pathological TMIer

by Amyzing69 August 5, 2009