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Patanga

an old 1800's texas rancher term for when one over stimulates their aura so much that it ends up causing the etheric oscillations to collapse into an astral vortex, thus sucking all your energy reserves into a negative state of ionic submatter.
Roger stop stimulating your aura or you'll patanga!
by Jerry Bruckheimen May 29, 2013
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Padankle

To win big. To trounce or own someone. To pwn awesomely!
You do not want to challenge me at darts; I will padankle you!

Dude, you padankled!
by Malecken July 14, 2009
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parankaphobia

A fear of Booths.
I can't got to the restaurant as i have parankaphobia and i may piss my pants.
by TRICK88 July 22, 2014
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putanka

by I-R-MONKEE March 4, 2022
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disha patani

yo disha patani is so hot
i wanna screw her
by dishapatanilover January 14, 2022
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Pataskala, Ohio

Pataskala is located in central Ohio, 20 minutes east of Columbus. Known for being the former home of the famous porn star John Holmes, Pataskala offers many fun activities. These include counting the hundreds of underage pregnant girls roaming the streets in search of marijuana and a vast assortment of drugs (common in the greens). Also, sitting in a vehicle in the local Krogers parking lot for no apparent reason is another popular activity. If a place to stay for an overnighter with a hooker you just picked up, the Shamrock Motel is perfect for you! The stained matresses and the unbelivable amount of crack addicts inhabiting the area will put a smile on any crack whore's face! If sports is more of your choice for entertainment stop by the local Watkins Memorial Highschool for a basketball game. With a total of 3 wins in two years, it should make you feel better about yourself while the coaches embarrase themselves and the entire school. So come on down to Pataskala Ohio and waste your life away with us! See you soon!
Jeff "I wonder what city has the highest population of pregnant whores?"

Steve "It has to be Pataskala, Ohio man, the ratio is 4:1 for pregnant whores to a normal citizen there"
by Cincyfan1001 April 23, 2011
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patrankah

n. pl. pa·trank·ahs

Synonymous with vagina. Generally used when eager to discuss vagina or excitement related to vagina.
Oh boy! That made my patrankah feel oh so good!
by duckandra April 5, 2005
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