MAN: Hey lady!
WOMAN: Hi...?
MAN: So wanna head back to my place?
WOMAN: No thank you.
MAN: It was not an invitation it was an instruction.
WOMAN: What part of no don't you understand?!
COP walks up to her.
COP: Is there a problem here?
MAN: Eh, no... Not at all.
MAN runs away.
COP: Excuse me miss, did he touch you in your no no parts?
WOMAN: Um.. what..?
COP: That douchetard!
WOMAN: Hi...?
MAN: So wanna head back to my place?
WOMAN: No thank you.
MAN: It was not an invitation it was an instruction.
WOMAN: What part of no don't you understand?!
COP walks up to her.
COP: Is there a problem here?
MAN: Eh, no... Not at all.
MAN runs away.
COP: Excuse me miss, did he touch you in your no no parts?
WOMAN: Um.. what..?
COP: That douchetard!
by Miss. AnonymousPuns October 1, 2017
Get the no no partsmug. by Jon Morgan April 2, 2007
Get the partedmug. When you push a fart out and pee comes out with it.
Story example: I tried to let out a huge fart on my friends face while he was sleeping, on my final push it came out, along with a huge stream of piss. When he woke up, I told him, another friend in the room parted on him. He got pissed and beat him up, later he found out it was me and beat me up too. So in other words, dont try to fart in your friends face or it might turn into a part and you'll end up getting your ass kicked.
Story example: I tried to let out a huge fart on my friends face while he was sleeping, on my final push it came out, along with a huge stream of piss. When he woke up, I told him, another friend in the room parted on him. He got pissed and beat him up, later he found out it was me and beat me up too. So in other words, dont try to fart in your friends face or it might turn into a part and you'll end up getting your ass kicked.
Me: Yo I totally parted in ----'s face last night. The next morning he kicked my ass good.
Other guy: Oh man dude thats hilarious!
Other guy: Oh man dude thats hilarious!
by shark1669 August 19, 2011
Get the Partmug. by Ogran January 6, 2010
Get the No Partsmug. by trytobreathe July 1, 2007
Get the Part-Amug. Meaning ; a ghetto way to say "yes I said that "or, "that's what went down" or the main part of an intresting thing that happened . Saying "that part " puts emphasis on something someone has just said basically trying to make it a big deal or letting it be known in a bragging sort of manner.
Ex: (girl talking to her ghetto friends)Yep me and that shayla's man hooked up at the party in the bathroom last week , that part! (They all laugh)
by mulattto October 3, 2013
Get the that partmug. 