Parsneezi

When you feel like you are about to sneeze but you never fully sneeze

Guy1: ah-ahah
Guy2: bless you
Guy1: thank you but it was just a parsneezi

by Big Dom C July 24, 2019

Parsley Smite

A really gay guy that for some reason won't shut the fuck up

guy1: yo "Tyler is being a real 'Parsley Smite' right now!"
guy2: "I know right? such a Parsley Smite!"

by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 2, 2022

Hot parsleys

5 stupidest people in the world were collapsed in one friend group. The one who will die last is a winner

We are such a hot parsleys together

Shut it at least I’m not one of the hot parsleys

by anonymous May 4, 2021

Parney

Wee
Piss
Slash

I need to go for a parney

by Lauz August 5, 2003

Parsley

To 'pull a parsley' or 'do a parsley':

When a man is engaging in cunnilingus with a woman and she defecates, he wipes and then continues. Referring to the manner in which one brushes aside a parsley garnish in order to continue enjoying the flavor of the dish.

Can refer to the man's act of continuing cunnilingus, or the woman's act of defecating mid-cunnilingus.

Dude 1: "Dude, I was going down on this chick last night and I totally pulled a parsley."

Dude 2: "Yo, that's nasty, homes."

Chick 1: "Oh my god, so I went home with that guy from the bar last night, and he went down on me, and I did a parsley! Soooo embarrassed."

Chick 2: "Um, yeah honey, next time try one less jager-bomb."

by Kli Toris July 23, 2010

parsley pusher

Originally used to distinguish stockers from cashiers and wholesalers at Golden Harvest, this term broadened to include all employees of the produce market

There is no chance J. knows anything about meat; he is nothing but a parsley pusher.

by JeffE28 February 23, 2008

parsley_pyonpyon

Her power of foresight, on the other hand, is probably not a foresight based on knowledge of a pre-determined future, but rather a calculation; The Architect revealed the Oracle to be "a program designed to investigate the human psyche"

Fuck yeah Parsley_pyonpyon

by Yerrrbutnew January 4, 2020