parental controls

A very useless piece of shit that overprotective and over-controlling parents put on your computer because they're scared that you may put viruses on it, causing you to loose, in their own words, "very valuable information" that they don't want you to fuck up. You can't see hardly any innocent sites, like this one, or, for all you boys out there reading this, porn. Parental controls also have time limits that say when you can be on the computer to when you can't. But, if you're using Google Chrome, you can easily bypass the fact that you can't download anything. But, unfortunately, you can't go to the blocked websites or not have shitty ass time limits. :(

"If You Stop Going To Sites You're Not Supposed To Go To, MAYBE We Might Take Parental Controls Off. But It Also Depends If you're Being Minding And If You're Doing What You're Supposed To Do And Not Be On Shit You're Not Supposed To Be On." ----Your Evil Mom And Dad

Parental Contols Is Tourtcherous Hell.

by TheOneAndOnlyPrincess December 18, 2012

Parents

The people in your life you will most love or most hate in the entire universe. Often a bit of both.

On the phone: "Ughh. I'm sorry I can't come my parents don't allow me to do anything."
Next day:" I love my parents you never know when you may need them."

by an idiot defines... April 28, 2019

Parents

People who raise you and care for you... at least... if they are good ones. And sadly that is not always the case.

Jerry: sup homie
Tom: hey fucko
Bitc- i mean mom: WHAT DID YOU SAY TOM?
Tom: its just an inside joke mom chill!
devi- dad: NO SWEARING IN THIS HOUSE! JERRY GO HOME I GOT TO BEAT HIM UP WITH THE BELT.
Jerry: The fuck?
Tom: eh dont worry about it happens all the time

Oh boy its child protective services time!

and thats the story on how the parents of tom went to fucking prison!

by Alexander the Great 412 November 8, 2019

pargon

Additional power which is added beyond what has already been added. Can be said multiple times for multiple effect. Closest synonym is "more oomph."

From the video game "Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem," where all one has to do to juice up the power of a spell is recite the word Pargon repeatedly until the effect is larger.

This old computer is running too damn slow; I need to get some pargon for it.

by Lita August 17, 2004

parental alienation

When one parent brainwashes a child to make them hate their other parent

He was a good dad but doesn't see his kids any more cause his EX gave his kids parental alienation

by Bruce the erased Dad andGrandp May 25, 2016

parental controls

a form of torture by parents.

parental controls fucked me because I couldn't play for to long.

by KRAKEN BLADE MANTIS SNIPEZ April 23, 2015

strict asian parents

totally insane.

1. "Get an A grade or else you ganna be screw up!" by strict asian parents.

by bas October 31, 2013