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Peanut Butter Parfait

When a man spreads chunky peanut butter over his asshole then sits on a girls mouth and shits down her throat.
After sex last night, Denise ate a peanut butter parfait.
by John Vibert March 30, 2009
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Chocolate Parfait

Ingredients
1 (1.4-oz.) package fat-free, sugar-free chocolate instant pudding mix
2 cups 1% low-fat milk
1/2 cup light sour cream
1 (8-oz.) container fat-free frozen whipped topping, thawed and divided
3/4 cup chocolate graham cracker crumbs (4 cracker sheets)
1 tablespoon freshly grated chocolate
Preparation
1. Whisk together first 3 ingredients in a bowl until blended and smooth. Fold in 1 1/2 cups whipped topping.

2. Spoon 1 Tbsp. crumbs into each of 6 (4-oz.) glasses, and top with 1/3 cup pudding mixture. Repeat layers with remaining crumbs and pudding mixture. Top each parfait evenly with remaining whipped topping and grated chocolate. Cover and chill at least 1 hour.


To defecate on any object or thing and to then cover in vomit.
whoa! check out that guy, he just left a chocolate parfait on the hood of his car!
by vidguy March 12, 2009
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the perineum parfait

Adding sweets such as whipped cream or flavored jellies to the area between the anus and vagina (or scrotum). Preferrably with a cherry on top.
"Last night Rich got out the whipped cream and made me into "the perineum parfait!"
by Baxter1968 February 20, 2014
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Cherry Parfait

When the girl menstruates in a cup and the guy ejaculates in the same cup, they have made a cherry parfait and proceed to drink it. Add alcohol if desired.
Dude, Jessica and I made a Cherry Parfait last night...it was so fucking tasty
by dirtygirl19 May 3, 2011
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Raspberry parfait

when your fucking a girl on her period, you pull it out and cum on her face, rasberry parfait
yo dude the other night i was fucking this fat bitch with a bloody dirty vag and i pulled out and served her a raspberry parfait on her face
by fermunda man April 14, 2009
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Rusty Parfait

When your woman is on her menstral cycle and you fuck her, then after you cum, you eat that bitch out.
Damn, Lafawnduh's rusty parfait really hit the spot.
by Gusty_Aeroplane August 25, 2019
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Airport parfait

When you put granola in a condom and then ejaculate into it, making a great creamy snack that you can take on the flight
Me and my homie got bricked up on the plane and made each other some airport parfait.
by Jackhagan8 January 13, 2022
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