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Parsippany

The most non-ghetto town in New Jersey where everyone dresses like they are in a gang.
Parsippany is not a ghetto!
by bob warden December 4, 2003
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Parsippany

A township Morris County, New Jersey.
Quite a few residents dress like they think they're in the ghetto, including my Jewish neighbor.
It's actually not a bad place, I've lived in Lake Hiawatha my whole life and there's barely anything in need of repair or sleazy about this part of town. A lot of kids from other parts of Parsippany come to downtown Lake Hiawatha (which is infested with pizzerias and nail parlors) to loiter and smoke weed. Granted, if there was a drug bust in Lake Hiawatha it would be pretty empty.
However, the public school system is pretty retarded. The schools on the one side of school seem to have gotten gypped. Central Middle School is overcrowded while Brooklawn isn't anywhere near as crowded, and if you go to the High chances are you envy the fact that the Hills have air conditioning. The board has also been too cheap to pay the electric bill on a few occasions, leading to the power being cut during school hours.
Ignoring the schools, Parsippany's pretty good. The cops here are great, they'll just ask you what kind of Chinese food you're eating and then drive away. They also teach their children the safe distance to tailgate someone from and how to murder someone by putting engine coolant in their iced tea.
"The Place to Be: Parsippany"
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Ehh, close enough.
by Stephanie FTW August 21, 2007
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Parsippany

Known as p town and the most ghetto town in Morris County. But Is the most white town there. This place is littered with weed and vapes with sometimes a murder. Like the one behind shop right. Some of the cool places you can go to is the resivor. First start at the PTE or behind North Vail and hop over the fence into the woods. You should see water far into the distance keep walking that way and bam you can see all of the eater that goes to jersey City. Or at least I think. This is where everyone smokes weed and gets drunk. Next there is a lesser known location near the driving ranges and the NJ water works there is a abandoned building which is completely destroyed but there is a boarded up door. I don't recommend breaking it because it was obviously closed for a reason. But seriously I can't walk to my school without someone smoking or vaping.
Someone who doesn't live in Parsippany: woah you live in p-town thats so ghetto.

Me who lives in Parsippany: sure bro
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