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Golden Parade

1. A sexual act involving a man and a woman in which the woman lies on her back and urinates into the air while her partner stands above her and pisses into her vagina. If the streams intersect, then it is a golden parade.

2. A phenomenon where cars drive by on the J Way in Jamaica Plain (by the beach at Jamaica Pond) creating a symmetrical reflection in the water. Behold the golden parade of cars, you high motherfucker.
1. Dude. Lucy and I did our first golden parade! That shit was WET!

2. Damn, this golden parade of cars is BLOWING MY MIND
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Peter Parker

Peter Parker was hot even when he was dust
by Bucky barns July 3, 2018
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Pussy Parade

A pussy parade is the opposite of sex slump. It’s when a guy is just crushing it with the ladies. One girl after another. Often times this happens after a breakup and I guy is playing the field. It also can occur after a slumpbuster.
Ever since Mike broke up with Lindsay, he’s been on a pussy parade. One chick after another. He’s unstoppable. That slumpbuster really worked!
by GMMN2018 November 8, 2018
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death parade

When two people die at the same time they aren't placed in heaven or hell, instead they are sent to Quindecim a bar where they are forced to play various games "with their lives on the line" being judged by an arbiter with human emotions; Decim. Depending on their actions during the game they are sent to be reincarnated or into the void where they are lost forever. This is an anime that really explores life after death with 12 episodes.
"Life is truly a mysterious thing. Each and every life spins it's own separate tale, yet they become intricately intertwined. No one ever knows how they will end up."

-Decim (Death Parade)
by 🦉 7 April 7, 2017
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pump a parakeet

This is a comical way to say someone would have sex with anything.
That Ben Dover is the type of dude who would pump a parakeet!
by I, Wreckerrr January 18, 2017
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Black parade

A place where you go when you die. The phrase originated from the my chemical romance song “welcome to the black parade” from their 2006 album titled “black parade.” There are 4 main characters (other than the band members themselves) who are referred to when talking about the black parade: Fear, Regret, The Patient, and Mother War.
“Where are you going?”

“To join the black parade!”

~ Daniel Howell (danisnotonfire)
by Emo.girl November 19, 2019
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Puke and Parade

when you do not just puke and rally, but throw a whole damn parade.
-coleman can really puke and rally!
- no man, coleman can really puke and parade! He laid five girls after puking, and went to dennys!
by jambomiller March 24, 2011
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