pantyhose jungle

the sight of numerous pairs of pantyhose belonging to a resident female that are left hanging around, either to dry or just to air out.
this occurs mostly on the shower curtain rod in the main bathroom of the house, thus resembling a jungle.

when I first moved in with Shirley, one of the first things I had to get used to was constantly having a pantyhose jungle in my presence every time I had to use the bathroom....and I dared not complain about it either! :)

by Robbie November 15, 2007

pantyhosejob

To masterbate or be stroked with ultrasheer pantyhose or stockings.

Pantyhose are used to stimulate the male penis by gently sliding one leg over the penis and pulling it down snugly around the penis so that it clings tightly around the shaft.

The second leg or stocking is then gently wrapped around the
shaft of the penis and slipped up and down against the entire
length of the penis so that the penis is made to feel the silky fabric sliding against itself.

A Pantyhosejob Causes a very sweet sensation against the penis and tickles the penis quite intensely if done gently without squeezing.

The slower and gentler the Pantyhose are stroked and slipped
against the penis the more intense and powerful the orgasm
tends to be.

by Silkysheering December 1, 2006

panty dropping ink

When the sight of a sexy tattoo on a man makes a woman wanna fuck him immediately.

Damnnn Alexandra...dude over there has the hottest tattoo on his arm...it makes me wanna fuck him right now!!"... "Wow girl you're so right...he definitely has some panty dropping ink."

by Amber Michelle May 17, 2012

panty bandit

An individual who collects underwear from ex-girlfriends, one night stands and the such.

"Hey Allison. Did you ever find your underwear?"

"No. I think Tim's a panty bandit."

"You should really call the Panty Bandit Denaturalization Commitee. They really are world class in bringing lost panties back to their rightful owners."

by Kevin20012001 June 1, 2006

panty sniffer

The wise individual who can enjoy the aroma given off by pair of soiled female pantys snatched from a dirty clothes hamper, laundry room or the floor after banging them. The crotch panel usually has a strong cunt smell ranging from soft and fruity to strong and tangy. While alone, the sniffer will usually enjoy holding the filthy crotch to thier nose, slowly inhaling the aroma, while stroking thier cock. An occasional lick to the stain gives the oral pleasure as well. The odor, the tangy taste and the pumping of thier cock quickly brings one to an explosive orgasm.

After I woke up in the morning, I pocketed her panties she soaked the night before. She was asleep so I riffled through her hamper and found a great pair of black cotton thongs with the greatest, funkiest smelling crusty crotch panel. I took them too. When I got home, I kept them in zip lock bags and the scent and taste stayed for weeks. I was so sore from jacking off to that pleasure.

by The Cornhole King January 7, 2005

Panty Fetish

Someone with this fetish might enjoy knowing what type of panties a girl wears even licking their dirty gussets clean. They may have worn panties including under their normal clothes to work but prefer to sniff, lick or jerk into them.

Emma Watson had put her gym bag down only for a few minutes, she had put in a long session and needed a drink, it wasn't until she got home that she realised her sweaty socks, panties and sports bra were missing. Tommy has a panty fetish and he's at home living the dream.

by PantsuGoblin December 19, 2021

Prosecco swigging panty-waists

A resident of Kings Heath who approves of the Low Traffic Neighbourhood scheme.

...bunch of prosecco swigging panty-waists wouldn't last 10 minutes on a building site anyway....

by kingheathen September 22, 2020