Pantless Krab

To be very elite in many ways.

You are so Pantless Krab.

by mibz. May 27, 2003

pantsnesia

A condition brought on by finding a random pair of pants in your laundry. After some investigation they turn out to be your own damn pants. The seriousness of the condition is linearly related to the number of people that must be asked if they own said pants.

Geoffrey: "Hey Darius are these your pants?"
Darius: "Nah bro,those look like they would fit you tho."
Geoffrey: "Yo Thad these your pants man?"
Thad: "Nope, they look like your size tho."
Geoffrey: "Hey Dragon you missing some pants?"
Dragon: "I am a mythical four-legged lizard with wings. I don't wear pants. They are probably your fucking pants."
Geoffrey: "Oh. No yeah I think they are mine."
Thad: "Nice case of pantsnesia brohanama."

by SharpDressedDragon September 7, 2009

poopy in my pantsies

when u go poopy in ur pants

Friend: “Brandon, lets go!”
Brandon: “I just went poopy in my pantsies.”

by fornite<mc August 2, 2019

Pantslessism

The new found religion that believes in no pants. The term pants includes shorts, capris, and skirts. However underwear or a bathing suit bottom is needed for meetings. Please comment to join this religion. And remember PANTS ARE FOR SQUARES

"Why don't you have pants on?"

"Its aganst our religion, Pantslessism"

by pantsareforsquares July 8, 2009

pantyless cheerleader

The pantyless cheerleader is easy to pick out (other than actually seeing the flapping waffle).She is the one who sticks to the gym floor while doing a split.Her cooter acts as a suction cup and holds her firmly to the floor.Only effective rescue in this situation is to pry her loose with a cooking spatula or putty knife.

At the Rescue Squad we get three or four Code 199s a year. That's a pantyless cheerleader stuck on the floor.

by wolfbait51 October 4, 2011

pantsless party

A party where the guests and host do regular party activities without pants on.

Dude 1: (Walking into apartment building and sees dude 2 without pants) Dude why aren't you wearing pants?

Dude 2: Kathleen's throwing a pantsless party...

Dude 1: I don't wanna kno...

by mrjreds November 29, 2009

Pantless Thundergoose

The internet's name for an ostrich

It would be awesome to ride a pantless thundergoose

by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018