Pandemic Fatigue

The predictable mindset of helplessness and futility realized as a consequence of failing, long-term attempts at Pandemic management.

I just can't sustain all of these high-level protective restrictions...I'm going CRAZY!!!
You're not crazy; you just have Pandemic Fatigue. Sadly, the virus does not care and will take advantage of ANY opportunity to exploit human nature.

by YAWA July 4, 2020

Coffee Pandemic

In the service industry, when on a (usually large) table, a single person will order coffee (espresso, cappuccino, etc...) which will then inspire everyone else at the table to order coffee as well.

"I got through the whole 12 top and then the last person ordered a coffee and started a coffee pandemic. What a nightmare!"

by R Russell February 25, 2010

The New Pandemic P

Nickname for Kristaps Porzingis. After his god-awful performance in the first round of the 2021 NBA Playoffs against the Clippers, averaging 13 points, 5 rebounds, and 1 three in the playoffs, Porzingis earned himself the nickname as 'The New Pandemic P'. It is theorised that Paul George infected Porzingis with the Pandemic P virus during an ankle breaker in game 2.

"I am lost for words", Doncic said in an interview after game 7's loss, frustrated, "It's like we're paying a 7'3" Shawn Bradley 158 million dollars to stand around the perimeter and shoot 30% from 3. At this point, I think we should just call him The New Pandemic P"

by MasamiYoshida June 11, 2021

Swine Flu Pandemic

A mysterious 'Flu' that was started by a huge number of juvenile pigs bunking off school in the world's largest farmyard boycott. This was immediately assumed to be a Flu Pandemic, as Humans started to bunk off school too. During a French lesson last week, the Pandemic reached Level 5 and record numbers of students did not attend their French lessons.
The Flu soon because contagious amongst humans, transferred not by touch, but by questions like "Wanna go down the shop?" and "Do you want to come round and play Xbox round my house?"

Miles: Where were you in Maths yesterday?
David: I had swine flu.
Miles: This Swine Flu Pandemic really is getting to everyone, I was one of only four people in Maths yesterday.

by ActiasLuna May 2, 2009

pandemicink

Pandemicink is the experience of intense sexual arousal in response to a real or imagined pandemic. Objects such as masks, latex gloves, and scrubs, for example, are viewed as aesthetically pleasing and may become fetishes. This paraphilia may also involve behavior such as doctor-patient role play, participation in remote threesomes, or in extreme cases, edge play scenarios like "bug-chasing" (seeking out infected individuals or high-risk front-line care workers as sexual partners).

That pic of Coco in a plague doctor mask and latex gloves is so hot...I get wet every time I look at it. Do I have a pandemicink?

by Sardanapalus March 31, 2020

Pandemic Prophet

In direct contrast to Pandemic Denialism; an attempt to TRANSFORM the reality of a well documented and chronicled failure to lead into the fantasy of precognitive crisis awareness and ahead-of-the-curve responsiveness.

Hold on a minute, let me get this straight. So the coronacrisis isn't a hoax, it's not a media over reaction, it's not just another partisan attack, it's not just the flu'... now you're the Pandemic Prophet crushing the invisible enemy with spectacular efficiency and effectiveness.

Yeah, and if it's repeated enough times it will BE reality...

by YAWA April 19, 2020

Pandamized

To be sodomized by panda

Corey was acceptingly surprised when he was pandamized at the Furry convention!

by GoobleGobble1ofus May 12, 2015