Phamster

Half Pham Half Hamster.... All Phamster

person 1: Yo wasup Phamster!
Ariel: nothing much you?

by recessionproof October 30, 2011

Pumster

Another name for a horny Catholic.

"Lock the door, pumster is on the prowl!"

by Davo February 1, 2005

Pasterbator

When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.

"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."
"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"

by Name Currently Unknown February 6, 2009

Padster

Somebody who knows how the shit goes on the streets. Usually involved in pimping, drug dealing or some other form of cool crime.

Yo dawg, you be straight illin' if you think you fly as Padster.

by Supermang September 11, 2005

Paster

Short for paste eater, an insult directed towards one's intelligence. Refers to the habit of some less intelligent children to eat paste in preschool/kindergarten.

Some paster was making weird noises behind me on the bus.

by Drift_91 December 16, 2016

padster

A closet homo who thinks they're cool but really aren't. they also love playing the pink oboe and licking elton john's ring.

Queensbridge dweller #1 "Yo kid check out that Padster over there rimming that fat four-eyed homo"

Queensbridge dweller #2 "WORD IS BORN!"

Queensbridge dweller #1 "It's word is BOND ffs"

Queensbridge dweller #2 "PEACE GOD!"

by B.I.G ToE May 12, 2008

Pasternak

pasternak is a Gainesville, Florida term that was created to describe someone that exhibits shrewd, psychotic behavior. Such behaviors could include but are not limited to: loud yelling, banging of head against immovable objects, and threats of bodily injury.

The man at the grocery store broke my eggs so I went pasternak on him.

by gvilleg8rh8r August 1, 2011