Pampers

What black people call diapers.

"I gotta call my baby daddy come bring this child some pampers!"

by Tonya-D March 25, 2019

Blow me where the pampers is

Originating from the 1994 movie: PCU. This term is most used as a comeback when someone says or does something you dislike. Can be used just like: "blow me" but adds that extra bit of urban flavor. This saying will often confuse and insult simultaneously.

Dude 1: Why did you order cheese on my burger?

Dude 2: I went and got it, didn't I?

Dude 1: So?!

Dude 2: So! You can "Blow me where the pampers is!"

by Underdrummer May 16, 2011

Damper in my pamper

An expression of disappointment. Used mainly to express how the current situation effects your mood in a negative way, comparing it to that of a wet diaper.

That really puts a damper in my pamper.

by Joshua Barkdull August 11, 2004

pamerbating

(Verb)

Masturbating with Pam cooking spray as lubricant.

Can't go with u tonight ill be pamerbating.

by popvegasallstar March 14, 2010

pampers moment

When something is so funny that you actually pee yourself a little!

- Did you hear Askew's joke? It was a proper pampers moment!

by Aldo Terrino November 27, 2007

Pampers

A brand of children's diapers manufactured by Proctor and Gamble. Some of their products include Pampers Baby Dry, Pampers Cruisers. By extention, they also offer a line of other baby products and products for pre-school and school-aged children that include Pampers Baby Wipes (formally Baby Fresh), Tidy Tykes wipes, Pampers Easy-Ups training pants, Pampers Feel n' Learn training pants and Pampers Swaddlers.

The term "pampers" is also used in the general form to refer to diapers.

1. "I think Pampers diapers are the best you can buy for your baby."
2. "Timmy needs his pampers changed."

by Lifesaver November 10, 2005

Pamper's Clause

Covering your ass

He said he wasn't shown what to do,so escaped blame...He used the Pamper's Clause...

by thefullronnie August 29, 2011