Tea-pained

Where one lowers ones genitals into a victims mouth (see teabagging), followed by punching them in the stomach, thus resulting in pain for the victim, and extreme pain for the assailant.

'Yo mayne let's tea-pain this sleeping fool!'

'I heard t-pain tea-pained yo mom.'

by GBizz March 13, 2010

paired

this is when something happens to someone and they are humiliated or shamed.

person1: david just got hit in da face with da ball
person2: HAHAHA!! PAIRED!!

by trixstar March 14, 2009

Paiden

Unlike any girl you've ever met before. Truly one of a kind. Has the greatest smile that will make your heart melt. Not only is she the type of girlfriend who is always there for you and knows exactly what to say, she's a great friend as well. Paiden's shyness can sometimes throw you off and convince you she's quiet, but she has lots of great things to say once she gets talking. So mellow and calming she is the person you run to. Beautiful inside and out!

"Have you had the chance to meet Paiden?"

"No, but I hear she's the sweetest thing!"

"Not to mention the hottest too"

by afghankush December 28, 2011

Padded

Rough Sexual Intercourse from behind

“That man finna have his cheeks padded tonight, son!”

by D-Maul August 10, 2018

paidelph

Gender-neutral term for a niece or a nephew. From the Greek adelphis (sibling) and paidi (child).

I actually have a paidelph that is older than me! My nephew Justin is 6 months older than me; he's the baby sibling of my mom who was born to my grandparents when they were teens still.

by 80sfann November 9, 2011

pailed

When you're really just being "that" drunk person. Trashed beyond belief, doing things you'll regret that your friend will have to tell you over the phone when you call them tomorrow, confused.

My god she was so PAILED last night, shaking her ass on 4 different coworkers with none of them even knowing and then she passed out with one eye still open after screaming at everyone because she couldn't find her flip flop.

by Valiantsea October 8, 2015

Padded Jack

Item of clothing worn on the medieval battlefields. Comprises 42 layers of wool and linen, soaked in either vinegar, salt water, wine or urine to make them stiff and tough to break through. Often either tied or buckled at the front, hence the modern word "jacket". Mostly foot soldiers and Billmen would wear them, as they were the poorer ranks and would not neccessarily own plate armour.

See above

by Taz June 2, 2004