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pachinkaponk

To make love to someone
(also known as “pachink”)
I drove to your house early tonight because I couldn’t wait to pachinkaponk you.

We used to pachink to some wonderful erotic Christmas songs during the holidays.
by theemojan October 20, 2020
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stat padding

Inflating one's individual score or statistics in a video game without productive contribution to gameplay. Usually refers to a style of play that neglects all other activities except those yielding easy points to personal score.

In games requiring teamwork, the "padder's" contribution to the team effort and their team's capabilities usually suffer as a result.

One probable origin of the expression is the video game Battlefield 2, where various, originally supportive activities could be abused to gain individual score without actually contributing to gameplay. In Battlefield: Bad Company 2 the tradition continued, as reviving dying players repeatedly with the defibrillator "pads" yielded relatively high personal score, but in most instances contributed little to the team effort, as the medic would essentially abandon all other activity, sometimes even being counterproductive by preventing teammates from playing freely.
*a round ends*
padder> "OH YEAH #1"
player> "we lost you statspadding dick, you cost us 30 tickets for your 2 kills"
padder> "YEAH BUT I AM THE BEST"
player> "no, you're just a score whore"
*player has joined the other team*

Red1> "god I hate stat padding"
Red2> "same, I just got revived three times in grenade spam"
Red1> "I know right, you're just stuck there, dying over and over again because some asshole keeps reviving and not shooting the enemies"
by TheGermanWolverine August 14, 2011
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anthony padilla

one of the creators of smosh, along with ian hecox. funny, cute, and talented.
did you see anthony padilla on youtube? he's a total hottie.
by whitetrashleyy May 17, 2008
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Mashed Pachicken Cheese

A locally famous dish made in Leeside, Cork, Ireland that includes a large portion of potatoes, Kerrygold cheddar, and potatoes all mashed together. It is usually served with a side of brussel sprouts or another vegatable, and in rare occasions, rashers.
"I just finished my mashed pachicken cheese at Sam's place with a pint of Guinness and it was a truly filling meal!"
by S. Gavin November 20, 2007
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paddict

Someone addicted to his/her iPad. They crave it, pine for it, and once they get it in their hot little hands, they glue their nose to it and can't put the damn thing down. The 2010 version of a Blackberry crackhead.
Fiona's only 2 years old and already a paddict.
by Annilip June 19, 2010
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Padium

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;Telling some one to shut up
Adam: Oh look at that car
Chris:PADIUM ADAM! JUST PADIUM!
by amanda June 3, 2004
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Padoinker

A middle-class Yorkshire slang word for the pressure regulator valve used on a pressure cooker
Excuse me, do you mind passing me the padoinker so i can put these potatoes on the boil? Many thanks.
by TuesdayWinning May 8, 2019
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