Paddywhack

The act of someone grabbing your dick tight, and then slapping the hell out of your balls until you cum. this can be done in several ways, such as the self Paddywhack, and the suspended Paddywhack, where you are suspended uside down and whacked.

that irish girl was crazy last night. my balls are still sore from that Paddywhack.

i gave myself a Paddywhack yesterday because my girlfriend is out of town.

by The Urban Flame February 23, 2011

Paddywhacked

To commit to do something with someone, only to appease them and not actually do.

Person A: We are going to celebrate a friends' birthday tomorrow night. Join us (insert location/time).

Person B: Sounds goods, I look forward to it. See you tomorrow night.

Tomorrow night comes, Person B is not there. You, believing they would be there due to previous conversation, have been officially Paddywhacked.

by AnotherPaddyVictim January 27, 2012

Paddywhacked

To be killed by an Irishman.

"That poor British bastard."

"how'd he go?"

"Was fuckin paddywhacked"

by Henry McByrd July 9, 2009

Paddywhacking

When you have sex with an irish woman

I met this Mick at the bar and we went paddywhacking

by Dwgram September 8, 2022

paddywagon

This is the vehicle you ride in when you are the wingman, and get stuck with the troll from the bathroom. Because it is like a trip to jail!

Buddy1:"So how was it last night?"
Wingman: "Oh great, I was stuck in the paddy wagon, falling on the grenade, for you! I think I've wounded my inner child>

by Oh god help me please...... November 1, 2003

paddywag

A person who uses a word without knowing the proper definition.

The paddywag said, "I cleaned that floor and it was pristine."

by ZZ-Desk March 10, 2011

Paddywacker

When someone is a true alpha male, a physical beast and a brave passionate man who wears his heart on his sleeve. He can be given the name Paddywacker.

“Paddywacker is such a legend”
“I wish I knew a paddywacker”

by Big D 25 February 11, 2021