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partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage 

The best drinks at Krusty Burger. Also called "shakes" at "McDonalds".
"Hey, I heard they put a new McDonalds in down the street. Yeah, they have them same things as Krusty Burger, like these Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-dairy Gum-based Beverages. Except they don't call them that. No, they call them 'shakes'."

partial abortion 

A type of abortion where the living baby is taken partly out of the womb before it is legally killed by the deliverer. Basically partial abortions allow insane women to change their mind even at the last second before it officially becomes murder.
I didn't vote for John Kerry because he supports partial abortions.

partials 

when the question "nudes?" fail, you turn to a different question, "partials?". Partials meaning to get pictures of them partially naked. Could consist of them being in their bra & underwear, underwear & covering their boobs, or some kind of "tease shot".
Some girl didn't want to send me nudes, so I asked her for some partials. They were more satisfying then not getting anything at all.

Guy: Hey baby you wanna send me some nudes?
Girl: I don't think so.
Guy: How about you send me some partials?
Girl: I'll think about it.

Partials OR GTFO :D
partials by phonesexaffairs August 22, 2010

partial asphyxiation 

when you cut off air supply to the brain. It has been used during masturbating and many people have died from it accidentally. you tie a rope or something around your neck while masturbating then when you come to an orgasm you loosen the rope its supposed to make the orgasm more intense. DON'T TRY THIS..VERY DANGEROUS!!!!!
a. "did you hear about the guy who died while masturbating"
b. "yeah he was trying that partial asphyxiation thing and didn't loosen the rope, poor guy accidentally hung himself.

Palatial 

The new replacement for the overused and ghey word 'EPIC'.

Simply replace with 'palatial' wherever 'epic' was used.
1. Palatial fail. You suck.

2. Dude that new lambo is so palatial

3. This chick I know is a blackbelt in karate, so when this a$$hole came up behind her, she totally kicked the dude's ass. You should have been there, it was f'ing palatial.

4. Ed hardy wearing d-bags that use epic in every sentence is a palatial fail at life.

5. DUDE UR POSTCOUNT IZ PALATIAL PHAIL

6. LOL PALATIAL WIN Y00H RUEL

*see epic
Palatial by shirakiphoto March 24, 2011

partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil

Some partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil came out my penis.