offering a drowning man a glass of water

doing something that you think is helpful but that only makes the situation worse

She was trying to explain the situation simpler, but it was just like offering a drowning man a glass of water.

by HiddenPaw October 29, 2008

offer you out

1970's Northeastern Philadelphia slang inviting someone to have a fist fight.

I heard what you said about my sister. I offer you out. Meet me on the corner by Mitch's at three thirty.

by Boardwalk Broad April 25, 2011

oyfrien

Your a person who decided to make boyfriend From fnf remove the first and last letter of his name and saw how cool it is

Boyfriend has no other name than boyfriend

by The boyfriend from fnf May 31, 2021

she offered her honor, he honored her offer

a women offers her virginity to be taken and he accepts

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer..and all night long it was honor, offer, honor, offer.

by busybusybusybusy May 24, 2009

oofer gang

An army of legendary action takers, mainly feminist thot slaying. They are a group of less than 10 and their members are all unkown. Their messages are not to be taken lightly. They can be anywhere. Their power over society is too immense, you may not know it but you are doing as they wish under their command. Recruiting is a possibility for those strong enough and expirenced in the slaying of the thots. The oofer gang will free the earth. We humans will soon be able to live in tranqulity without the thots.

i wish i could be recruited in the circle of the oofers, i wish i could be apart of the oofer gang.

by Master OOF the great III May 30, 2018

Oofers

When something just hits you very hard both physically or mentally. A more extreme version of oof.

Person A: My dad just died of cancer
Person B: Oof, I feel you man my parents both died of cancer
Person A: Press F, oofers

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

Vince Offer

Smooth talking TV salesman for such products as the Sham-Wow! and Slap-Chop. Known for his hilarious one-liners (You know the Germans make good stuff! You're gonna love my nuts!) and his ghetto headset which he always wears. He could make socks the most appealing thing on earth.

Vince Offer: Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life!

Who the fuck is Billy Mays?

by lilripsta January 28, 2009