Oxy-moron

See "Billy Mays" of TV's Oxyclean fame.

Oh, and what's with that beard?

KABOOM! Billy Mays is a Oxy-moron!

by Spanks Johnson October 25, 2006

Oxy-moron

A person that knows the dangers of recreationally using oxycontin or oxycodone yet continues to abuse it.

Did you hear about that guy down the street? He's been stealing his grandma's oxycontin for years. What an oxy-moron.

by Jg1153414 April 6, 2020

Oxy-moron

Oxy-moron. One who, in an attempt to prove they are hip and down with the lingo refers to the Narcotics Anonymous 12 step program as"dope."

Fresh from rehab the oxy-moron shared extensively about how dope N.A. is.

by David1965 March 23, 2022

oxy-moron

Someone who is simultaneously breathing and an idiot (EX: you, probably). This noun can also be used to describe someone with infectious stupidity (that is breathing). This word sounds stupid (which it is), but you never know if the person you use it on will be alive the next moment.
(sometimes confused with "oxymoron," which is different I swear).

"They're an oxy-moron."
"I'm such an oxy-moron, I'm going to kill someone in approximately 0.5 hemiseconds"

by CRIMINALCRIMINALCRIMINAL March 15, 2023

Oxymoron

An Oxymoron is two words, or a compound word, with contradictory definitions. The most commonly-used example of an oxymoron is 'jumbo shrimp,' as a shrimp is small by definition and therefore cannot be jumbo.

More oxymorons:
Government ethics
Friendly fire
Pretty ugly
United Nations
Hamburger
Urban Dictionary
Holy war

by Corn Goblin June 6, 2017

oxymoron

Two words that conflict with each other. Two words which do not agree with each other.

Examples of an oxymoron:

Microsoft Works
United Nations
Political Correctness
Linux Complete
Music Television (MTV)
Living Dead
Artificial Reality
Rap Music

by Matthew Price March 1, 2003

oxymoron

Two words that contradict each other.

AOL High-Speed

by Kevin November 17, 2003