ownist (n) a person who believes that s/he alone decides his/her circumstances and fate, and that if there is any entity that deserves complete trust, it is that voice which dwells within; an all-knowing and entirely dependable strength.
Jane/John never turns to God or other external sources for guidance. S/he relies on her/his own voice, is a true ownist.
by Andybrew April 11, 2010
Get the ownist mug.An extremely 1337 CS player who has never been killed or outh4xed in his life. He is immortal in the internet gaming league known as Cal-i.
Tyler: OMG!! Guess who just wrecked on me hardcore?!
Me: Who?!?!
Tyler: OWNIE MCOWN!!
Me: NO SHIT. DID HE SIGN YOUR MOUSEPAD?!
Me: Who?!?!
Tyler: OWNIE MCOWN!!
Me: NO SHIT. DID HE SIGN YOUR MOUSEPAD?!
by B money April 30, 2004
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person 1: yo jamaal i see you with a different girl everytime
person 2: your owning spree aint gonna last jamaal
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person 1: i just got 4 different digits right now, u see that?
person 2: ya ya, i saw your owning spree
person 1: yo jamaal i see you with a different girl everytime
person 2: your owning spree aint gonna last jamaal
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person 1: i just got 4 different digits right now, u see that?
person 2: ya ya, i saw your owning spree
by Razmatazz February 14, 2005
Get the owning spree mug.Another spelling of "ownage", but way cooler. It is used to describe a person, place, or thing that is used to own somebody.
by C&B Connection June 22, 2006
Get the ONIJ mug.A form of the word owned. Usually used during 2+ player splitscreen, where you are actually sitting next to your opponent(s).
by Let me check my underwear January 16, 2008
Get the Ownified mug.An unpleasant, arrogant, conceited, egotistical, ignorant, unsophisticated, anti-social, bi-polar son of a bitch who lacks the moral values that 99% of the world possess. A man who rivals, but ultimately exceeds the flaming gayness of Richard Simmons by epic proportions. Spends an exorbitant amount of time sleeping because he enjoys dreaming about giving men blow jobs and reach arounds. Likes the taste of cum, but loves the taste of cum when it comes from another man’s ass. See anal creampie. May post false definitions of himself on urban dictionary in hopes that other men will give him a rim job. Known as the tyrannical teabagger to his gay friends. Exercise extreme caution when approaching ownzjoo because he may: 1. curse violently at you for no apparent reason and/or 2. knock you unconscious in an attempt to have anal sex with your lifeless body.
1. Oh no, here comes Ownzjoo. Quick, lets commmit suicide so we don't have to put up with his bullshit.
by Aaron Green December 8, 2004
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<teh-geh>: W00t! You're a owninja!
<teh-geh>: W00t! You're a owninja!
by skoaner October 17, 2004
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