owned

to stick your finger in someone's ass, can be male or female

I think Heather is now dating Ken, he owned her last night.

by KR+HC January 11, 2010

owned

A term used to expose the apparent fault or downfall of one's success, pride or dignity in a hilarious way; to be put down by one or more people.

See pawned, own3d and pawn3d

What's this? Your mom took your allowance money away as punishment to spend on her lingerie? You're owned!!

by Jose Gomez June 22, 2006

owned

See Own.

You just got owned bitch.

by nocturnal January 23, 2003

owned

1. The act of defeating another player in a computer game.

2. Used to add more kick to a comeback.

can also be used as izowned but never pwned...that is a l4m3r usage of the word.

1. I just owned you in Counter-Strike

2. Player1: "Man this map sucks"
Player2: "Yea, just like your mom last night! OOOOOOOWNED!"

by Metallion July 20, 2002

owned

To be fiercely defeated in a humiliating manner. This may be accompanied by a slight hand movement downward as if pulling the lever on a slot machine and yelling out "owned".

Damn, RJ, David just owned you in that game. You suck nuts.

by Bigfoot1193 November 21, 2004

owned

It's origins lie with the hacker community who would refer to taking control of a computer, effectively 'owning' it.
Hackers plays video games too, so the crossover is obvious.

Incidentally, this also the origins of l33t speak. Before teens got hold of it as a 'cool' way of talking, it was used to avoid automatic search routines looking for key words.

'I totally owned their mainframe! w00t!'

by Hendar23 December 9, 2008

owned

To do or say something making another person seem severely beaten or embarrased

< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.

by f0gg0 May 13, 2005