Crimson Orchid

an incredible baltimore based metal band that just can't cut a fuckin break. They've realeased 3 studio albums to this date recently of which is "a chosen path", they are an imaculate ammalgam of thrash, core, death, and prog metals....

sweet ass music

That's the best music I've ever fuckin heard!! IT's so Crimson Orchid!!!

by crimson scripture March 17, 2009

farting orchid

a woman so loose she can not control her queefs during sex.

she looks like the girl next door, but bill said she was a farting orchid

by elac the great October 4, 2011

Blue Orchid

Derived from the White Stripes' song *blue orchid* initially means an erection, because the first lyrics that are *you got a reaction* sounds exactly like *you got an erection* seriously, check it out yourself.

1*Hey Jack.....don't look now I gotta blue orchid
2*"looks down" eewwwww! dude! you were serious!
1*What did you think don't look meant?
2*It was a reaction! kinda like when you're in a locker room, and you scream, "don't look now, I'm naked" but everyone looks!

by Love-Ninja February 14, 2006

puss orchid

a member of a society that has gone through a very thorough selection process and initiation tasks that have deemed the candidate elite among the other members of society. They are of great significance. The original puss orchid is simply born into the elite position and is then responsible for seeking other puss orchids among the society surrounding them. Puss Orchids tend to gather as a group of elitists and are then in charge of selecting and initiating future members as a group.

Ex: Jennifer Aniston is one of the best actresses, she is definitely a puss orchid.

by ewdarnell October 27, 2010

Watering the Orchid

The act of female masturbation invoking the usage of a flexible shower head.

"Where is Joanne? She's been gone for a while.."

"She's taking a bath, probably watering the orchid"

by Kellan Rayner February 15, 2012

crypt orchid

the scientific terms used to describe the physical condition of a male born without having had his testicles descend into the scrotum and therefore his scrotum is empty and his testicles are in the trunk of the body. This male may get prosthetic testicles for his sac or be doomed to a life of flapping scrotum skin in the wind.

"what was that?"

"oh, it's my empty scrotum flapping in the breeze....it's my crypt orchids..."

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

blue orchid

Blue orchid is a name of a White Stripes song, blue orchid means blue balls, orchid is another word for testicles.

blue balls = blue orchid

by Hank The Spank November 8, 2006