Optharectitus

A condition where the optic nerves have attached themselves to the rectum. This results in a shitty outlook of the world around you.

Did you talk to Joe today? He didn't have one good thing to say. I think he's got a case of optharectitus.

by John B. Young May 22, 2007

Octaretarded

retarded x8

im retarded
no im octaretarded

by idksure October 3, 2019

optrel

The best welding helmet there is. When you think of clarity in your weld, you think of Optrel.

This Optrel helmet is the best I’ve ever used.

by Serena T November 23, 2021

opterectomy

when your eyeballs are unhooked from your ass so you don't have such a shitty outlook on life.

my grandfather (who kicked ass) invented this expression.

MAN! you need an opterectomy you pessimist you

by k b February 16, 2006

OPtard

When an absolute retard has an opening post so mentally deficient of any sense, logic or reason, for example,

Flat Earther: "gravity isn't real and the earth isn't a globe, satellites are fake, it's the NWO trying to destroy the church".
Normal people: "what a total OPtard".

by bbksurfacing October 1, 2017

Optirectomy

A clean cut from your eye's to your asshole to clean up your shitty outlook on life.

by dbowney November 16, 2002

Optrex

A liquid substance used to wash out the impurities of everyday living.

Used when one catches a glimpse of an Un-Aesthetically pleasing, promiscuous woman or filthbag.

Quick, get the Optrex I just saw a rancid filthbag.

by !ndy September 14, 2004