Optical Retard

One who's eyes make him/her look retarded regardess if they are or not.

Bill: Did you see that optical retard?

Pete: Yeah. That is one fucked up pair of peepers.

by xenite October 6, 2008

Optical Conclusion

Making a final decision by seeing something without having all the facts.

I saw your girl having lunch with some other dude, so I came to the optical conclusion that they were bumpin' uglies!

by Jason Schueler January 6, 2009

oopsicle

The frozen result of accidently leaving a drink or other liquid in your car overnight when the temperature is below freezing.

I found an oopsicle in my car this morning. Turns out I left half a cup of coffee in my drink holder.

by drm310 January 28, 2009

optical illusion

seeing things differently than they actually are

I saw an optical illusion when I was drugged up from my root canal.

by gie February 5, 2005

optical allusion

When something you see happening in everyday life is exactly like something you read in a book, or saw in a movie.

When I walked in on my son having sex with a pie, it was like an optical allusion to that movie I saw!

by ae34 March 25, 2008

opticalrecnosis

Is a nerve that runs from you eye ball to your asshole, giving you a shitty out look on life.
pronounced optical-rec-nosis

Man your so negative, you must suffer from opticalrecnosis!

by Donna Cunningham February 1, 2006

Optical Fibre

Often misspelled as Optical Fiber.

1. A thin, transparent and flexible fibre, made of glass or plastic; used for transmitting light.

1. Optical fibres are widely used in fibre-optic communications, which permits transmission over longer distances, and at higher bandwidths (data rates) than other forms of communication.

2. Optical fibres are also better than your standard conventional metal wires, because signals travel along them with less loss, and are also immune to electromagnetic interference.

by Joey Shimdt November 12, 2013