Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong

These names are plays on words to get gullible folks to say "My Cock's Small" or "My Cock's Long." Either one works on a fool.
*Mike Oxmall can also be spelled "Mike Oxsmall for more subtlety.

Chad: Oi mate, I changed my name to Mike Oxmall.
Bradley: Hi, Mike Oxmall.
Chad: You muppet.
Bradley: What?
Chad: Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong

by Dickhead McDoucheface July 26, 2019

oolon

An offensive word for a very unpleasant or stupid person. Can be used synonymous for "cunt", avoiding the immediate use of this derogatory term.

That guy who keeps trolling everyone on Twitter, he's a real oolon!

by tongotongo September 22, 2013

oblongular

The property of being an oblong. c.f. triangular.

"The patio is oblongular"

by carldr April 6, 2005

Mike Oxlong

A trap name

Mike Oxlong! Mike Oxlong! Your order is ready!

by BigSmoke40 November 20, 2020

Medulla oblongata

The medulla oblongata is the lower portion of the brainstem. It deals with autonomic functions, such as breathing and blood pressure. The cardiac center is the part of the medulla oblongata responsible for controlling the heart rate.

He has a tumor near his medulla oblongata.

by Javlin March 11, 2009

the oblongs

A pretty good cartoon not unlike South Park. it is was what we would compare to family guy and american dad. it was about a family hit with toxic waste. very funny but was cancelled years ago

the oblongs makes my mouth do a smiley face

by skylarskank June 26, 2008

Oblong User

Also known as a "Gay" "Queer" "Homosexual" and many other terms. It referes to homosexual men who feel the need to use limp wrist gestures to express themselves.

The term Oblong User originates from the use of a computer system called "Oblong". Oblong Users, are required to wear gloves which control the computer system with gestures. Making the user appear very limp wristed and effeminate.

Look at that Oblong User over there!

by TheBakes February 19, 2010