oneesa

Oneesa is the name that one cool kids get people named oneesa get lots of friends and boys 😉

Boy1: oh she’s cute what’s her name?
Boy2: Oneesa!
Boy1: oh say less!

by Shy with a C October 24, 2020

spread oneself too thin

Overextend oneself, undertake too many different enterprises. For example, Tom's exhausted; what with work, volunteer activities, and social life he's spread himself too thin. This expression alludes to smearing something (like butter on bread) in such a thin layer that it does not cover the surface. Jonathan Swift used spread thin in a positive sense, that is, something should occur less often (Polite Conversation, 1731-1738): "They (polite speeches) ought to be husbanded better, and spread much thinner."

With so many layoffs in one's work place there is nothing one can do except spread oneself too thin to keep one's job.

by Lucvan January 16, 2011

To neck oneself

To stand on something easy to kick away (like a chair or a collection of Leo Sayer records) To tie a length of twisted or braided fibers into a noose, tie the other end of the length of twisted or braided fibers to an elevated, fixed object (like a tree branch or your employer's bedroom chandelier) place said noose over one's head and around one's neck, tighten the knot (making sure there is sufficient limitation in the said length of twisted or braided fibers so that one's feet cannot touch the ground when object/objects stood upon are kicked away), kick away said object/objects and 'neck' oneself until expiration takes place.

To neck oneself. To kill oneself by hanging. "I'm so sick of these fucking Leo Sayer albums that my employer keeps lending me that I think I'll neck myself."

by kid headcase August 18, 2009

nail oneself

verb - to masturbate

"Dude, if you can't get a girl tonight just go home and nail oneself.

by The Impossible Kid March 4, 2008

Onecest

A word used by The Lorax fandom for the pairing between the Once-ler and the Greed-ler.

Person1: ''The Onceler and the Greedler are the same person, though.''
Person 2: ''I know, it's kinda like a guy dating his own brother, the fandom calls it onecest.''

by nini21 November 9, 2012

oneie

a oneie is basically a one hit bong

i wanna go smoke some weed with my oneie

by Elliott Smith September 10, 2006

OneEliteMofo

One who was underestimate but destroyed any and all who dared to call him out.

Your not bad, but no where close to OneEliteMofo

You lost badly, but thats what happens when you go against a OneEliteMofo

Its only natural to leave the scene with your tail between your legs when you go vs a OneEliteMofo

by Darren Macomb October 29, 2007