Beans on toast

Beans on toast: One of the worst culinary atrocities of all mankind. Its fuking stupid how could any retard have thought of making this an entire meal. The person who invented Beans on toast should be fuked in the kidneys by 10 gypsies.

Josh is eating Beans on toast again. Josh is gay. Beans on toast is shit.

by Khan Asparuh August 26, 2022

beans on toast

beans on toast; a stupid british delicacy; why do you need the toast? just eat the damn beans without it! british people and their strange dishes. no wonder they can't cook!

oi mum made me beans on toast! i hope the toast ain't burnt black this time! cheerio!

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

shoot darn beans on a stick

Something went wrong, or, something didn't happen

Shoot darn beans on a stick, I didn't get to crunk last night

by AutumnC October 24, 2006

On the beans

In a unconscious state of mind.

“Thats what they all say till they on the beans”

by Benji fladski October 2, 2023

Beans On Toast

An ideal British Breakfast

Rover: I'm having beans on toast for breaky

Edgar: Oh that sounds oh so lovely

by UltimateDoge November 1, 2022

Beans On Thanos

When you stick your friend's amputated hand up your ass and reach British enlightenment.

"I hear she experienced Beans on Thanos." "Ahh, yes i hear that's been going around!"

by MemoryOther February 25, 2025

Beans on Toast

The sexual act of one partner deficating on the other partners feet.

I heard that they are into beans on toast.

by ChurchAmI September 2, 2025