The overwhelming sense of despair experienced by most individuals when visiting Ohio, who feel that the state is just as bad as they expected
Person 1: Hey man, I’ve just been to Ohio and it’s exactly depressing as I thought it was…
Person 2: Oh man, you must have Ohio Syndrome.
Person 2: Oh man, you must have Ohio Syndrome.
by Baby Showers Gone Right June 24, 2022
Get the Ohio Syndrome mug.Meteorologist - "This weeks four day forecast. We have snow coming in across the lake on Monday, Heavy rain and cold weather on Tuesday, warmer temperatures and slight rain on Wednesday, and clear skies with sunshine all day on Thursday."
Me - "Oh, just a normal week in Ohio."
Me - "Oh, just a normal week in Ohio."
by NickN~ June 5, 2011
Get the Ohio mug.by Kentro April 14, 2008
Get the ohio mug.A state where its weather pattern has PMS. 10 degrees and a foot of snow one day, 65 degrees and thunderstorm the next.
Bob: Man, we got a foot of snow yesterday
Jim: Yeah, but we're getting 6 inches of rain today
Bob: I'm not surprised, Ohio always has PMS
Bob: Oh well, at least we aren't Michigan
Jim: Yeah, but we're getting 6 inches of rain today
Bob: I'm not surprised, Ohio always has PMS
Bob: Oh well, at least we aren't Michigan
by ohio330 February 3, 2012
Get the Ohio mug.An Ohioan:
-Knows all 4 seasons by heart: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter and
Construction.
-Lives less than 30 miles from some college or university.
-Knows what a buckeye really is
-Knows if other Ohioians are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as
they open their mouths.
-Can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, Tuscarawas, Wapakoneta and knows which letter is doubled in Cincinnati.
-Measures distance in minutes.
-Has ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
-Ends sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's
my coat at?"
-Knows what 'pop' is.
-Designs his/her kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
-Knows driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow.
-Knows all 4 seasons by heart: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter and
Construction.
-Lives less than 30 miles from some college or university.
-Knows what a buckeye really is
-Knows if other Ohioians are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as
they open their mouths.
-Can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, Tuscarawas, Wapakoneta and knows which letter is doubled in Cincinnati.
-Measures distance in minutes.
-Has ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
-Ends sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's
my coat at?"
-Knows what 'pop' is.
-Designs his/her kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
-Knows driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow.
I'm just an Ohioan, but hell, at least I'm better than the entire state of Michigan. Man, those people are messed.
by Random Ohioan March 26, 2005
Get the ohioan mug.A man from Ohio who represents the state, who goes around and mugs people by tickling their asshole so much that they shit on his hands and he steals it and gives it to the government for testing.
Jonathan was arrested after the Ohio butthole tickling bandit stole his shit and test results shown that he blazed 24/7
by DICTIONARYMAN8 August 4, 2022
Get the The ohio butthole tickling bandit mug.Ohio doesn't exist. It was a popular conspiracy created by politicians to sell more Ohio State merchandise, but there is currently no evidence or leads that it actually exists.
Beta: Ohio is actually a real place, it is right on the map.
Sigma: Pulls out Glock, making the Beta's life as real as Ohio.
Sigma: Pulls out Glock, making the Beta's life as real as Ohio.
by QueenObama2 November 4, 2021
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