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Vince Offer

A very humorous salesman, famous for selling products like the Shamwow and SlapChop. Also known for hilarious lines like "You're gonna love my nuts!". Went to jail for assaulting a hooker.
"You know the German's make good stuff!" - Vince Offer
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offertation

When someone invites you somewhere and you decline.
Hey, want to go to that concert? Nah, but thanks for the offertation!
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Vince Offer

Underground director-turned-TV-huckster, Vince Shlomi (better known by his stage-name of Vince Offer) is famous for his aggressive delivery and witty one-liners.

Can be found selling infomercial products such as the "ShamWow" and "Slap-Chop" to unsuspecting customers across North America. You're gonna love his nuts.
"Vince Offer could sell snow to Eskimos."

"Now that rival pitchman Billy Mays has died, Vince Offer is free to pursue his goal of global domination through daytime TV infomercials."
by afiendishthingy January 9, 2010
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offerpal

A pal or buddy that makes you an offer for something and it seems good, but they are actually just ripping you off.
My Offerpal just ripped me off!
by superbaddude October 1, 2009
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Initial Public Offering

(FINANCE) when a corporation "goes public"; the first sale of stock by a corporation. All sales of stock or bonds on the stock market require the services of an underwriter, or investment bank. Outside of the USA and China, it is common for regular banks to offer underwriting for corporations.

Incorporation is a legal status that allows (but by no means requires) a firm to issue stock. Moreover, once a corporation lists stock, it does not necessarily do so on a major exchange. Some corporations areclosely held, which means they have a small number of shareholders who are mostly affiliated with management; other corporations are "private," which means they have no stock issues at all, and control/shares of profits are determined contractually.

Some corporations have issues of stock, and that stock is traded, but it is not listed. Instead, it is traded on the "pink pages." Such companies are usually in a bad way, but not necessarily.

An IPO is the first issue of stock by a corporation THAT DOESN'T ALREADY have a listed stock. If a company is "taken private" (i.e., bought out by a PE fund and de-listed) then it can have another IPO (or "sponsored IPO"). Most likely, however, if a listed company will need to raise money on the stock market, it will have a "follow-on offering."
A fantasy of many entrepreneurs is "going public" with a big initial public offering, and retiring to a beachfront mansion.
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To Offer a Pinocchio

The act of offering a female sex with no strings attached.
To Offer a Pinocchio:
Male: "Excuse me, can I offer you a Pinocchio?"

Female: "What's that, a drink or something?"

Male: "Well, lets just say it involves some long wood with no strings attached."
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Savory Offerings

That chick tried to tempt me with her savory offerings so I'd buy her a drink.
by Noicore June 23, 2010
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