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The dick of life

A mystical penis made of venereal energy from man whores across the niggerverse . Constantly on the prowl for victims to punish with its veiny girth . Capable of destroying the anal glands of even the strongest warrior.
My hoe didn’t have my money so I stuffed the bitch with the dick of life.
by Chase the cuntnogger March 7, 2021
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The meaning of life

The meaning of life is a subjective question perhaps. The answer may vary from person to person to aardvark to flower.
How you live your life as a sentient being is perhaps more relevant than what purpose does life itself serve.

There are few guarantees in life and to assume that any answer to any question is correct is arrogant folly.
“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing” – Socrates

However everyone is entitled to an opinion. Here is mine…
The meaning of life is.... life

Life is the most amazing thing; it is something that we take for granted because we do not know any better.

If we could understand just how surreal the whole concept of life is - we would surely implode or just fade away into insanity.

Hold your hand up in front of your face, wiggle your fingers - do you understand how beautiful, bizarre and amazing the whole concept is?

Take a walk outside look at anything, listen to everything, touch something, smell the soil, taste the air - these are not things you should be able to do - you should not exist.

Life is not something that should exist; it does not make sense, it cannot be explained rationally.

Life is enjoyed in the simplicity, the natural beauty of nature and emotion

Life is hard, life is oh so painful.

But... life is beautiful; without life there is no love.

Without love there is nothing.

Therefore the meaning of life is life, because without life there is no love

Love is all - cant you feel it?

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by sandy28 January 11, 2010
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JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA

A VAGINA THAT GETS A GRIP ON YOUR COCK AND DOESN'T LET IT GO UNTIL YOU, NEED OXYGEN AND A COCK TOW TRUCK TOGET YOUR COCK OUT OF THERE.. HOLDS YOU LIKE THE JAWS OF LIFE FOR A HARD COCK.
HOLY SHIT, MY FRIEND FUCKED HIS GIRL FRIEND, SHE HAS THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA, THAT VAGINA WAS SO TIGHT AROUND HIS COCK WE HAD TO POUR WESSON OIL TO GET HIM FREE OF THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA. WOOT!! WOOT!!
by ROACHES October 16, 2012
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THE CYCLE OF LIFE

The Cycle of life was invented by Mahi. If broken you are probably going to be criticized by its creator, so don’t break the Cycle of life. The Cycle of life can be broken by not having kids or not getting married. It is such an important part of life; it is the future of the next generation that's why it is so important not to break it. Many people choose to break it, and in some people's eyes it is not a big deal but for others it can be sacred and if broken you could be treated poorly by those people because of the path you've chosen.Mahi knows that Miss Grindley, our English teacher and her “best friend”, broke it. This broke her heart and whoever doesn’t know it, she gets very sad and feels betrayed. As you can tell, the Cycle of Life is a very important and serious thing. I personally will not break the Cycle Of Life. YOU SHOULD NEVER BREAK IT OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES.
LIFE LESSON OF THE DAY - DON'T BREAK THE CYCLE OF LIFE
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the meaning of life

I ask people what the meaning of life is, and they just look at me funny.
by lord_nightrose September 16, 2004
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ass of life

A term of endearment used to describe Christopher Meloni's luscious bubble-butt.
AKA: AOL
"I only watched OZ to see the ass of life in the shower."
*posts a photo of Meloni's bum to Twitter, tags it #AOL *
by livstabler January 19, 2014
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slice of life

n. pl. slices of life
slice-of-life (slsv-lf) adj.

An episode of actual experience represented realistically and with little alteration in a dramatic, fictional, or journalistic work; A genre or particular style of writing.
In describing the author's work, his writings were generally "Slice of Life" or periodic.
by EricL. October 30, 2005
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