Odessa

Odessa is a girl where the perfect guy is sitting right in front of her but not notice it. She is very loyal she might not be popular but she has the best friends you could ever have. She is very beautiful but she turns all the guys down.

Hi Odessa!:)

by hvuksnbkbjfj n December 17, 2017

Arcane Odyssey

Literally the best game on Roblox that you'll ever play. The game was extremely anticipated on Roblox and this masterpiece was released into early access. Even better if you play with your homies.

Person 1: Hey! Did you hear that Arcane Odyssey is in early access now?
Person 2: Yeah! Wanna squad up in it?
Person 1: Sure!

by DefinitelyNotJesse March 4, 2023

Odyssey Central

Odyssey Central is a Nintendo youtuber, and the CEO of the Dry Bones 4 Smash campaign and cult.
He is an epic gamer, being the 17th person in the world to 100% Super Mario Maker 2.

A: Yo, Odyssey Central just made a video and it has Dry Bones 4 Smash in it!
B: Woah, that’s so cool! Dry Bones 4 Smash

by UnGenio March 26, 2020

Cock Blocking by Omission (CBO)

(verb) the act of blocking one's cock by not introducing him to hot female friends

"My cousin is totally CBO-ing me by not introducing me to her hot soccer friends."
"Oh man...she CBO-ed you real bad."

--Cock Blocking by Omission (CBO)

by Barrett, Jack January 22, 2009

Odysseus

The protagonist of Homer's epic The Odyssey, which details the king of Ithaca's ten year return voyage following the Trojan War. Odysseus' pasage is plagued by wrathful gods, seductive temptresses, powerful mythical creatures, and his own crew's mistrust.

As an individual, Odysseus is a mere mortal but who posseses a body unmatched by any man and a mind that's as quick as it is cunning. After ten rough years of fighting in the Trojan War, Odysseus is an accomplished leader and hardened warrior who's combative skills have been honed to devastating precision. Odysseus, in many ways, represents what the ancient Greeks considered to be the pinnacle of human perfection.

Odysseus, the man of many burdens, is the greatest hero of all time.

by Hero in Hiding December 14, 2008

Odyssey of the Mind

A worldwide competition where students compete in teams of 7 to creatively and imaginatively complete one of 5 problems. Students compete at many levels, and perform a skit for a panel of judges to answer the problem. The mascot is a giant raccon named OMer.

"Hey Hongji, you going to that Odyssey of the Mind meeting?"
"Nah man... I've gotta... volunteer." (Bites shoulder.)

by Wo Hongji He February 28, 2011

The Odyssey

Odysseus’s clan had just finished pwning the Trojans in the Trojan War. After celebrating their victory with large amounts of fist-pumping, Odysseus and his men go trolling in the Cicones’ forum. Unfortunately, the Cicones dislike the newfags, and request that the moderators ban them. Odysseus gets perma-banned from the site, and six men from each squad had their accounts deleted for good measure.

The party then attempts to return to their clan’s homepage, Ithaca.net, but due to a 404 Error Redirect, they land on the site of the Lotus Eaters instead. The Lotus Eaters are a group of lethargic people who enjoy watching optical illusions and double rainbows while snacking on some joints. They manage to persuade a few of Odysseus’s men to sample some Lotus/M. C. Escher, and the noobs get their minds blown and refuse to leave the site with the clan. Odysseus pimpslaps some sense into them and brings them with him anyways, and they web-surf away to the forum of the Cyclopes.

Silly 1500 character count, this isn't even a 1/4th of the story!

An asian retold The Odyssey like this for Bilbo's project.

by GuardianDuo December 5, 2010